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I wish that was true.

I feel like I never see eggs in anything other than 12 over here in Alberta, but I don't eat a ton of eggs.

Isn't that the same thing?

As a Canadian, the US can have my eggs on the condition of the delivery method being lobbing them over the border at official government buildings.

I'm not sure if it's the official reason, but it would cover up stains.

"this will cover up so many stains..."

What are you even saying?

All throughout history, murder was almost a requirement for creating a better life for people. If we hit a point in society where murder is not okay, that takes away the one final chip the working class has against the rich.

Even just looking at the health insurance side of things, we're talking about a horrible ethically misaligned industry that makes murder look like shoplifting. Ideally no murder has to happen, but it becomes a lot more grey from a utilitarian perspective and when considering the sheer scale that the world operates at.

In an isolated system, free from external dipshits sure.

While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

LaVar Burton would like a word.

There's something so funny about her mental picture of Musk handing the president of the United States an iPad to play with while he tries to seize power.

There's someone in that exact room who is more addicted to shitposting.