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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Plot twist, you bring covid with you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Incredibly probable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I need a writing prompt sub/community to get right on this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Maybe also an evolved strain of the pandemic h1n1 virus. And more evolved versions of other viruses, too. That covid will be more evolved than the original pandemic strain, also. It'll have the transmission increases and immunity avoidance while in the novel virus stage, so going back to warn about covid could instead make it happen earlier and much worse (instead of just earlier). Plus all the other pandemics on top of that, and in a time that is much less ready to pivot office work to wfh.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 days ago (5 children)

If you went back and warned everyone about 9/11 the day before, you'd be locked up in gitmo for decades.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

You could walk in there and pull the fire alarm

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You'd probably still be locked up. Too many questions would come you couldn't answer without revealing you were a time traveller.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes hi I'd like to buy a bus ticket to Cincinatti, also where can I find a bulletproof vest that will fit a gorilla?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just stop the dumbass kid from climbing over the railing. No vest needed.

[–] zalgotext 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stop the dumbass mom from letting her toddler wander off by himself right next to a fucking gorilla enclosure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Stop the designers of the enclosure from not making it toddler proof.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Time travelling scientists warned us about climate change almost a century ago and here we are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if it worked. What if like dr.stranges 1/14million chances. This is the least caustic one.

[–] Naz 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

inhales sharply

Don't violate causality, don't violate causality

Don't tell them about the event

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

meme character enters CDC office

Holds up one finger while channeling a spell with the other - to signal the 1 in 59 million futures or whatever

Everyone just stares weirdly because no one's seen Iron Man let alone Endgame

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I have 8 years to prepare to mine Bitcoin.

Also I can start making a name for myself as a prophet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck that. Start mining. Don't say a fucking word to anyone. Don't go overboard on mining. Or if you do, use it/sell some of it early. The only reason bitcoin became popular is because people used it to buy stuff. If you start talking about how it's gonna be worth 80,000 in 10 years you run the risk that more people will hoard it and it won't be worth shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

How about I just open a pizza shop near where it all started and take Bitcoin?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

The Profit.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We knew well enough that a pandemic was a realistic risk and had SARS-1 and MERS as warning shots but we're still not very well prepared at the outset of COVID.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Probably needed a better concept of a plan to replace it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Here you go, I knew I had one around here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

The thing that pissed me off the most about his response is delaying the shutdown of air travel from China.

Bitch that's your thing, hating China.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Realistically, what could a single person do to prevent either 9/11 or the Covid pandemic from happening? Not much.

Now, the assassination of a certain person who wasn't in politics the time might do some good...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It depends on how far back you go and who you contact about he incident and the evidence to solidify the claim. 9/11 could have been stopped relatively easily with a few days notice to national security. The air force could have shot both planes out of the sky. Just call the civilian deaths a tragic casalty of terrorism and use it to help fuel the war. The twin towers could have been shut down that day.

But you've gotta materialize right in front of the commander in chief, bring a mountain of carbon datable evidence like news papers and original classified docs, and hope that you don't get brained on the spot before you make your case.

As for covid, you probably can't stop it but maybe better warn and prepare world governments so they can get their population ready through subtle conditioning like trying to get wearing mask be a fashon trend or advertising bidets heavily as the new rich yuppie thing to show as a status symbol.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Scientists have been talking about a big pandemic for years before Covid. Nobody cared. If I ever get to time travel, I'll use it for personal gain. That's the only way something good'll come out of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lol when I read their comment I thought "Okay Biff Tannen"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bringing evidence from the future is cheating. They wouldn't believe you if you told them the truth but if you say you are a terrorist and placed a bomb in the world trade center, they might evacuate it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cheating? I didn't think there were rules covering time-based warfare. Damn. Wheres the fun if you can't cause some temporal paradoxes and get a few people stuck in Groundhog Day scenarios. Where's the freedom?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Call in a bomb threat for the 4 planes to the FBI.

Hoard a warehouse full of toilet paper and profiteer from it.

I dont know what to do about Covid though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Trump actually ran for president under a third party in 2000

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Yeah, but it never went anywhere and by 2001 he wasn't in politics again.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Prevent 9/11 probably unrealistic, but you could pull the fire alarm prior to the attack and thereby save lifes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Hey pentagon have you thought of ... downing those planes?"

Op 1, it was the pentagon's plan all along. 9/11 happens anyway. You die.

Op 2, pentagon's official spits his coffee, you prevent 9/11 but after that... can you really be trusted? You die.

Op 3, pentagon's official laughs at you, 9/11 happens. You can't be trusted. You die.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (10 children)

With prior knowledge of the event and 2 weeks head start? You could do so much including the drastic actions that would result in less lives lost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If you're going by the comic, you only have 1 day. 18 and a half years for Covid, though.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone 22 points 6 days ago

Sell your Enron stocks immediately!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

There’s a game around time travel called Quantum Break that brings up this topic.

Someone brings detailed messages to their past self…and acknowledges, as a way of proving it, that September 11 is going to happen - but due to the way time works, no matter who they warn or what they say, no one will believe them and nothing will change.

I don’t even know if everyone read that bit of text lore ingame, but it was pretty emotional.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

That's because she knows stopping the planes won't stop the towers coming down. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

ooo self drawn very nice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I am Iron Man

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