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Smithers ... You ... Are ... Really ... Good ... At... Turning me on.

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Shaka when the walls fell

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I'd say Simpsons, because it has probably the largest base of useful quotes.

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Nightmares beyond human comprehension like something out of a video game character creator with lots of liberty but even weirder and then probably the default settings again.

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Edward Teller is just the kind of scientist you need to build civil engineering projects out of doomsday devices.

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The people over at NCD must be getting raging hardons just from seeing this.

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This is what CRISPR was invented for

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Can't even light my shire after the "Scouring of the Shire" anymore. The hobbits returned from their adventure to a overly bureaucratic shire with pollution and destruction of its old trees.

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This, but I want the voice command changed to "Go go gadget genitalia"

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

The bikepacking community sometimes feels more like a gear flaunting contest than a fun outdoor sport. Particularly amusing are 90kg men obsessing over a 10kg bike to save weight.

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I am all for billionaires facing consequences for their actions. The death penalty is still deeply immoral though. Locking financial criminals up like for example the American state did with Martin Shkreli or Sam Bankman-Fried though is completely o.K. and should happen more often.

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