Programmer Humor

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Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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pls (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16996892

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Logic gate (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sometimes the decisions are hard... (lemmings.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Web development (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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git blame y'all (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sometimes things do go your way (feddit.de)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998795

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.

The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.

There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.

They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

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Gender.js (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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spoiler

Gender variability as declarations in JavaScript: const / let / var

Meme is based on Jordan Peterson "approival / disapproval" format, him being a conservative who disapproves of gender fluidity.

Transcript:

Jordan Peterson approval image: const gender;
Jordan Peterson angry image: let gender;
Jordan Peterson crying image: var gender;

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I am God's greatest programmer (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I know, I know, but this revision compiles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by casualhippo to c/[email protected]

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Best kind of error (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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!false (slrpnk.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hurray (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Unexpected success (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I Hate API like this (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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This is Microsoft.
He returns Webhook success with a code 200 and plaintext 1.
He returns Webhook failure with a code 200 and a string tells its endpoint returned error 400.
the string didn't tell what exactly the error.
Don’t be like Microsoft.

EDIT: Got a few details wrong since this happens a few months ago and this meme used to be on r/ProgrammerHumor. Also the proof: