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But then the recent passing of Henry Fambrough definitely made me think of it.

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[–] Ookami38 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Killing in the Name by RatM. I'm a simple man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

LETS GO

not gon do what they told ya

not gon do what they told ya

not gon do what they told ya

NOT GON DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

[–] Ookami38 7 points 10 months ago

I imagine by the end of the song, they'll be begging for me to stop, so "fuck you I won't do what ya tell me" would hit extra hard.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago

Nazi Punks Fuck Off! -The Dead Kennedys

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't Stop Me Now. It's a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (6 children)

X gon give it to ya is still a great choice

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[–] mimic_kry 31 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Reminds me of Nobody Speak by dj shadow ft rtj

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aw shit that's a great video

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[–] starman2112 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ghetto Boys - Still

I'd treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The ending solo from Free Bird

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

How about the opening solo from Freebird, but a slow-mo fight scene?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I'm going to go with "banana phone" by Raffi ... No one will ever forget it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80's.

That said, he's had it coming for at least a decade, and I'll take my shot. Even if I lose, it's a fight worth fighting.

Soundtrack: "Ju$t" by Run the Jewels, "Sleep Now in the Fire" by RATM

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.

Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.

Then the music starts, it's the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, I picked The Spinners.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hardware store by Wierd Al.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

THEY'VE GOT ALAN WRENCHES GERBIL FEEDERS TOILET SEATS ELECTRIC HEATERS

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)

[–] Assman 13 points 10 months ago

Icky Thump by the white stripes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hip to Be Square, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

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[–] Socsa 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I take Clarence Thomas down first I should be able to handle the rest of them easily and then I can go back for more of Clarence Thomas again at the end.

Electric Six - McDonalds

MC Hammer - Can't Touch This

SPT - Shit's Fucked

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

“Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Additional question: which are you hitting first? It's a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kavanaugh. To see if beer comes out of his ass.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I want to break free -Queen

But I'm gonna need the video projected onto a near by building wall.

At least the calico elf cow rolling orgy segment.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Guillotine - Death Grips

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Bodies - Drowning Pool

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

American Idiot.

[–] ZombiFrancis 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't care what the song is, but it should be blasting out of the speakers of a Ford Focus with an after market spoiler and LED underglow.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Uprising - Muse

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Panic Attack by Dream Theatre.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Scorsese homage with a montage of battered justices strewn around the White Castle lot as the piano from Layla ramps up.

“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”

Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Counting Bodies Like Sheep - A Perfect Circle.

You are the threshing machine and they are wheat and this is merely a job that needs to be done.

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