Thank you for making this 1000x worse

That sounds like a debuff from Morrowind or something

My dog is actually pretty racist, she doesn't like white people lol

Go see more hermit crabs

Found the guy who's never dealt with a goose

What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?

Ok now listen here u little shit

No matter how crazy his stories are, he always has the photos to prove it. Skweezy Jibs is the personification of Chaotic Good

I don't know if it's legally possible, but even if it was, it would never actually work. Texas is propped up with federal funding, our electric grid is slowly failing, and most people who wanted to stay a citizen of the United States would leave if they were able, which would completely fuck the job market, and leave mostly people who want to be Texans rather than Americans, and those people can't run shit (hence the economicand infrastructure problems we already have). Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass, idk. That's my opinion as somebody who lives in Texas against their will.

Pretty sure that's Hank Hill

My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan