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Just got a new Joilet (media.kbin.social)
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[-] [email protected] 178 points 4 months ago

It's a strong argument for all children being born in jail.

[-] [email protected] 117 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm not saying it's not real, but the addition of the child abuse images sort of has the feel of "sprinkle a little crack on him"-CIA Edition.

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[-] [email protected] 139 points 7 months ago

It's Texas, so my money is on a few good ol' boys who 1.) don't appreciate the kid's skin color, 2.) don't love that he's nationally embarrassed them for the fools they are, and 3.) are dense enough to believe they can still "win" this thing.

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Tensions among House Republicans boiled over in a physical altercation between former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Tim Burchett, one of the members who voted to oust McCarthy from the job.

[-] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah, it's just that she had so many names pop into her head and wasn't expecting such a rare and selfless offer. It's crazy what happens when you treat nurses with respect and kindness like anyone else.

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Billy Ray Cyrus as the Messiah.

[-] [email protected] 142 points 9 months ago

Is he basically just a full-time legal defendant now?

[-] [email protected] 114 points 9 months ago

What's the difference between a child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Snarky Puppy - BetFrom Snarky Puppy's new album, Empire Central (September 2022, GroundUP Music)Buy/Stream: https://orcd.co/empirecentralWritten by Michael L...

[-] [email protected] 122 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well done to the host insisting they immediately put the "idiot" on camera.

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I also had no idea the top portion of the Starship Enterprise could separate like that. That was pretty sweet.

[-] [email protected] 142 points 10 months ago

They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we're supposed to believe it's totally healthy!?

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Competitors take part in the World Gravy Wrestling Championships at the Rose 'N' Bowl pub in Stacksteads, Britain.

[-] [email protected] 193 points 10 months ago

This isn't as crazy as it may sound either. I saw a similar situation, contacted them with the information I had, and the field agent was super nice/helpful and followed up multiple times with calls/updates.

[-] [email protected] 153 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Hey cunt" works for anybody. But your mileage may vary depending on your location.

[-] [email protected] 262 points 10 months ago

So close to 100 without going over. :(

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That's rich. (media.kbin.social)
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...but I often find myself NEEDING TO CHECK EVERY LAST CRATE, BARREL, ETC.

It feels wrong to leave an area when you know there's that one you didn't check--PROBABLY it's just a rotten carrot, but you never know.

[-] [email protected] 181 points 11 months ago

Are saltine crackers your favorite potato chips?

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An Alabama woman has gone missing after telling a 911 dispatcher that she saw a toddler walking alone on the side of an interstate, according to local police.

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