Assman

joined 1 year ago

Fatherless behavior in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 4 points 9 hours ago

My dad's face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is

Time for a road trip in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ass Hill, you say 👀

What Ukraine can now do with longer-range US missiles − and how that could affect the course of the war in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 8 points 1 day ago

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

Jersey Mike's sandwich chain is acquired by private equity firm Blackstone for $8 billion in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 7 points 1 day ago

Really? It's like three dollars more than a big mac in my area and like 20x better

TIL About Perpetual Stew in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's barely any person left in it these days

The Midwest will take over in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 5 points 1 day ago

"you betcha" I say as I choke you to death with a corn cob

He'll never guess who I really am! in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 3 points 1 day ago

It's actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.

ATACMS have now been fired inside Russia. I'm trying to get a head count everyone please raise your hand if you've been nuked already 👋 in c/noncredibledefense

[–] Assman 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crawl out through the fallout baby

Making Orcs push up daises in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

AND the Expansion Pak in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey baby come over and I'll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

Gen Zedders might just be the most risk-averse generation on record in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?

Undersea cable between Lithuania and Sweden damaged – Telia in c/[email protected]

[–] Assman 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah, can't have been the guys who were just threatening to disrupt undersea cables. It's gotta be somebody else.