Assman

Did you sleep through the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill?

Instructions unclear, eating milk carton sandwich

You're buzzing around the point like a fly on shit

You tryna save big money?

I can't see humanity surviving an ice age of 1300 years

Again, you mean?

I was thinking "have these guys never had an empanada?"

He's secretly gambling up in heaven now ❤️ only for the angels to win, of course

When I got to "I came" I was like, where he going with this?

I'm clamping the ham right now boys

Beautiful. I wonder how many famines it cost them to build.

There was a problem and, yo, he solved it

Skill issue