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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A reminder that "cashback" credit cards are paid for by big fees on transactions which the store pays, forcing them to raise prices. It's literally anticompetitive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

This does not apply so much in the Whole Foods/Prime example; the store, the membership, and the credit card are all Amazon products. The consumer is paying Amazon for the privilege of paying Amazon to pay Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 hours ago

Dead internet here we come.

This is the direction Reddit has been pointed in for years now.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's from The Truman Show, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 20 hours ago
[–] jeanofthedead 20 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I’ve tried other cocoas— this one’s the best!

[–] [email protected] 227 points 1 day ago (6 children)

hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

I've seen douchenozzles on LinkedIn talking about how they make fake reddit threads to promote their product. They acted like it was such a good thing too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

/c/[email protected] would like to know more.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

hello guys yea I love Linux products please buy Enterprise Support it's so good trust me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LH0ezVT 2 points 2 hours ago

Having just migrated some legacy stuff off CentOS 7, I would rather fly to south africa and give mark shuttleworth a blowjob myself than pay a single cent to redhat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I’m just like you. Perfectly relatable. And definitely no an AI bot Using fifty forged IDs.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

I was expecting zuckerbot's face

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Great. Saving to use when appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Would you like to join me for some food intake and exchange of emotions?

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago

It's bad. It's gotten to the point that I'm actually going outside.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I've definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn't sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It's pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

user_name, the username so generic it has to ironically be human. Only thing missing is a number at the end

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Best way to have forgetful username.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Hello, generic cousin

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

I only go to Whole Foods for a few specific stuff items that I can't get elsewhere due to food allergies. There is no way they are the cheapest place to get groceries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Yup. They're called "Whole Paycheck" for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

All I know is that at least Whole Foods is better organized. I used to live next to a gristedes and I hated that store, I’d shlep to Trader Joe’s.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this the kind of AI ads they were talking about?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe. Some people are this basic though. Not that that's a good excuse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Last night I brought up a Burger King meal I saw on a commercial to my friends in IRC. We all agreed it was less expensive than we thought it would be and one guy actually ordered it. Some of us ARE that basic, lol.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (11 children)

What does the comment history look like on those accounts? I’m guessing when you pay for the spam package, they create fake comment histories for the bot accounts.

[–] can 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Report them for hate speech.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago

First guy has a short history within one post five months ago, then 3 years prior. Second guy and third guy has a big gap 3-7 year gap in history then suddenly a lot of comments. So yea, bots.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

i'm glad you guys think this is bots, i know people who suck this badly

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