this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I like the implication that this nerd immediately whipped out his phone to post to 4chan when she said this.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I like the implication that it actually happened.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I like the implication that it's straight

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

sus implications of curved banana

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

Ah, greentext screen grabs, you are an endless supply of disconcerting Internet entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depending on their relationship that's either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon's question on what to respond "ok daddy" is a pretty good candidate imo.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Ewww" is a much better response.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pornhub statistics show that was a lie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How did you get access to my pornhub viewing stats?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

The same way everyone else does, I purchased all your private information from a data broker. Your mother is ashamed, but your sister says “how YOU doin’?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

So only she can have the funny ideas?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

"Too late" And then play it off as a joke but not really.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Poor poor baby anon gonna have Hapsburger looks