ComicalMayhem

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[WP] Humanity is actually some sort of space cockroach. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Nice little read! I love the vibe you captured here.

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[WP] Humanity is actually some sort of space cockroach. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] Oil turns out to be the blood of an unknowable horror hidden beneath the earth, and it's waking up (lemmy.world)
On average, my discussions with chatGPT are more pleasant and insightful than the ones I have with real humans in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you mean by debate semantics? Can you clarify that?

Arcane Nepo Babies in c/[email protected]
Warranty runs out at 30 in c/[email protected]
Warranty runs out at 30 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What is the proper form then?

Arcane Nepo Babies in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Where's this from?

Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I'm morbidly curious at how that happens/works

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How do I pretend to give an app location permission? (lemmy.world)
 

Lizard insurance app mandates you give location permission, refusing access to the rest of the app otherwise. I have 0 intention of giving them this but so far have failed to find a phone number to call them (their mobile website tells me to use the app).

Until I find a different company run by living, real people, my current intention is to use the app to manage my insurance in the meantime. I don't want to give them my location, even if it's only while using the app, so how do I get the app to think it has my location when it actually doesn't?

inb4 just use a computer: nah. It's about spite at this point.

This week I predict there will be a lot of f**ked off astrologers in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I think they just left off the subject of each phrase; 0 out of 152 astrologists did better than 5 out of 12 questions. Though it is phrased weirdly either way.

[WP] You suck at cooking. It's so bad, you accidentally summoned a spaghetti monster, and once your yellow cake turned radioactive, but you're not gonna stop chasing your dream to be a head chef. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would legitimately read an entire series about a shitty chef turned monster hunter. This was a fantastic read.

Bully the mutant in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I want them to bully me

I mean what

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Are those top tier Geoguessers that do crazy stuff like figure out a location from 4 pixels and a mcslurry contracted by the CIA? (lemmy.world)
 

Seriously I've seen a guy see a bunch of pixels and go "Idk but that reminds me of Mexico" and he was right. There's no way the three letter companies wouldn't want that kind of skillset, right?

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[WP] Aliens come to Earth. They completely ignore all attempts at diplomacy as they're only looking for a single person in particular. (lemmy.world)
Do remember to take care of yourself and stop doomscrolling in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

yeaaaa thanks I needed this at exactly when it appeared

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[WP] An enormous hand appears from nowhere and stops the Earth's orbit. (lemmy.world)
Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

so chicken and pepperoni pizza with a grape on it?

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[WP] After humanity's extinction, robots revere them as their divine creators, unfathomable and holy. That is, until a living human is discovered in a cryopod (lemmy.world)
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[WP] The evil necromancer turns out to be a herd of cats. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] You find your friend staring at the stars in a field. They whisper "They're coming" before taking a step forward and disappearing. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] The hero's identity is revealed: a normal teenage high schooler. His arch nemesis, a middle aged adult, now has to navigate the PR disaster of fighting a little kid for years. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] You're the strongest person alive. You just haven't realized it yet, because everyone tries their damnedest to hide it from you. (lemmy.world)
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[EU] Sauron makes a bid for presidency, and despite being the literal Lord of evil all the polls are swinging in his favor (lemmy.world)
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