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Arcane Nepo Babies (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

[+] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Aren't we all?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

warlocks have more fun than any other class

Love to be dragged into a plane of eternal torment and subjected to the most nightmarish cruelty my patron can devise, because I failed to fulfill condition XXVI.a.243-0.1 in the infernal contract.

Love to have a creature of mad whimsy show up to cause sheer bedlam at the worst possible moment, because I stumbled in a grove half-starved and ate fruit from the wrong Fae Lord's magical bush a lifetime ago.

Love to be forever trapped under the unblinking eye of the Divine Surveillance State with an angel's merciless glare boring holes into the back of my neck because my great-great-great-grandfather pledged himself to the seventh generation as part of the Glorious Crusade of the Most Righteous High One.

Warlocks having so much fun right now... weee... :-(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My pact was that I gave a unicorn some carrots in return for a 1d10 cantrip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My gnome warlock got their power from getting married to a fae lord after a drunken night of revelry. Their pact was the divorce settlement and their familiar was their lawyer.

It is so fun to play the straight person around random bedlam.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

It's a Patrón thing. I'd be having more fun than anyone else if I were hammered right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Where's this from?

[–] zarp86 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Venture_Bros.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thank you

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Well, the Master of Disaster is an official degree, so I feel a Dr. of Doom would be not too farfetched

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!