The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.
What are people celebrating in June? Juneteenth?
“I never thought that I’d need permission but having it feels so liberating.”
“Someone” is himself. This was posted amidst the proliferation of fake recruiter comeuppances a few years ago. I feel rude pointing it out but I really don’t want someone to replicate this and find themselves doxed by some doofus with way too much time on their hands.
As a fan of non sequiturs, I'm a bit surprised to have never seen this. Thank you for the link!
It was the published number for the business until a series of prank calls and 1600 daily newsletters rendered it unusable. It’s best not to gamble with crazy.
“Now to hand over my phone number with identifying area code to this unstable stranger. This won’t lead to any repercussions.”
No. Unfortunately, I’m all out of Chianti.
Biblically accurate entreaty for coexistence.
You’re right, I got a bit ahead of myself. Allow me to clarify. In general, the wind in Russia moves from east to west, which is a consideration in both air travel and windmill construction. However, helicopters are among the least impacted aircraft due to their free-form movement and large, stable propellers. Takeoff and landing can both occur within a relatively small area even in unfavorable conditions. I hope that answers any lingering questions.
As an expert on equine burials in the pacific, I’d like to weigh in. Ocean burials make up the overwhelming majority of pacific horse funerals, but there have been notable advances in stratospheric inurnment in recent years.
Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.