this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 130 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Depending on their relationship that's either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon's question on what to respond "ok daddy" is a pretty good candidate imo.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Ewww" is a much better response.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pornhub statistics show that was a lie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How did you get access to my pornhub viewing stats?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

The same way everyone else does, I purchased all your private information from a data broker. Your mother is ashamed, but your sister says “how YOU doin’?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

So only she can have the funny ideas?