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Remember those million pre-orders Tesla allegedly had for the Cybertruck, according to CEO Elon Musk? It's getting tougher and tougher for the company to explain where all of them went.

After putting around 50,000 Cybertrucks on the road, according to a recent recall filing, the company appears to be out of pre-orders and desperately looking to juice demand. Case in point: It's now offering up to $10,000 off certain Cybertrucks it has in inventory.

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
  1. musk inflates numbers to match his ego.

  2. many, many, people canceled their preorder when they discovered he’s a fucking asshole.

  3. several orders of magnitude more got tired of waiting and canceled because it too long to come out (also the base price went up by 20k,)

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. It turns out to be one of the least reliable, worst made cars on the road at any price.

  2. Still uglier than an NFT.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it’s the only Tesla designed by Elon Musk. The fraud bought his way to fame.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love how you can tell exactly how it went down just by looking at the thing. Elon wanted a ton of specific and basically contradictory things, which led to a ton of compromises being made and corners being cut just to get it "done," and the result is a literally flaming pile of shit.

Kinda feel bad for the engineer that had to bring a toddler's drawing of a car to life but also fuck man, have some dignity. I'm sure his resume is good enough to go somewhere else if Elon fired him for telling him to pound sand.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a colleague who knows someone working at Tesla. Apparently Musk would walk the floor and declare "this isn't cyber enough, make it more cyber" like the awful client in every freelance webdev joke of the last 30 years.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Bu but he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else alive right now! I laughed so hard when he said that, I dislocated my jaw.

[–] anomnom 7 points 1 week ago

The fact that it got a million pre-orders after he shattered 2 invincible windows on stage would have been a warning about the future of this place. Hindsight and all I suppose though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

i remember it was 5 years before the cybertruck came out, when he showed the video and pics of the design, it hasnt changed since.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (3 children)

At this point, I literally wouldn't drive one for free. My fury at Musk for the pointless destruction he's done to this country overtook my curiosity for what it's like to drive one of those huge, dumb, ugly vehicles with the glued-on panels.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I won’t drive the cybertruck or any of the other newer generation X’s and S’s since they all have yolks instead of steering wheels. A few years back I was rear-ended by a drunk driver on a highway. With about 1/2 second warning I suddenly found myself spinning 360 degrees across 3 lanes, and I was trying my best to steer out of it. I seriously doubt I would have been able to do that with a yoke. My hands likely would have missed as I tried to reposition them.

The yokes, like so many other “features” seem like nothing more than glitz that Musk demanded to differentiate Teslas from other cars. If an independent authority tests yokes vs. wheels in situations like that crash and finds the yokes are as good or better then I’d consider driving a car with one. But given Musk is now trying to kneecap things like NHTSA I’m most definitely not going to hold my breath.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don't they also lack fucking door handles to get out in an emergency quickly? Tesla and genuinely shit made cars, from start to finish.

I just hate the fact that liberals helped boost his wealth by buying his shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liberals purchasing vehicles didn't boost his wealth, stock speculation did that.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Let's take this in a different order without changing ideas presented:

liberals [...] buying his shit

That pushed correlation == causation by labeling environmentally concerned people and people who like a post-petrol system as liberals. Not an accurate overlap, and inherently a bad-faith comparison ...

helped boost his wealth

... used to demonize 'liberals', whoever the fuck that villianized label means today

I'd assert no one on the planet said "I want Elon to be richer and so I will pay way more for this car" despite its - honestly when it had lidar - best positioning for one-day self-driving and raft of amazing features alongside those abjectly dumb decisions about door-handles and (now) frame concerns and other safety requirements.

I'd want to see some kind of justification to this accusation those mean librulz were conspiring primarily to make fElon richer .

I just hate the fact that

Claiming this as a fact is just beggaring the question. And that's what I hate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They do have emergency handles underneath some paneling, but the defacto way of opening is a (touch) button

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Same. Wouldnt take one if they paid me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’d take it for free and sell it at a big discount to one of his fanboys.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (10 children)

buying anything from Tesla is supporting the destruction of a country

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

And supporting and encouraging the richest man in the world. Instead of making him richer, we need to bankrupt him, nationalize Space X and Starlink, and shut down anything else he was worming on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not my country.

Still not buying anything from that cunt though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He's working on it.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

I’ll bet the build quality is higher on that thing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Hey in Simpsons Hit and Run that's a decent mid game choice.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Good, but for fucks sake, can we get just a standard two door, full sized, long bed electric truck that can actually do some work and not be a god damn pavement princess, suburban male, penis extender?

[–] withabeard 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Given your opinions are on the reasonable side of truck owners

What advantage does a truck have over a panel van for work use?

Yes I'm European. Yes I actually want a truck for some unknown social reason. But every time I look at trucks I think the beds are either too small or I think my shit is going to get wet back there. An enclosed panel van has a bigger converted storage area.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I do heavy equipment/industrial/marine maintnace and fabrication work. The ability to overhead load things into the bed. Rather than being limited to what is on a pallet with a forklift. Being able have cargo that is longer than the bed of the truck and not have to drive with cab doors open. Being able to install a 5th wheel trailer to tow more than what the standard ball hitch allows. You shure aren't going to make a tow truck out of a van. Bulk cargo? Just show up to quarry or dirt pit load a bucket full or 2 and of you go. Lots of reasons. These are just the basic examples. There's lots more. From welding rigs to just being able to put a skid of drywall in with out hassle.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A vehicle as a real tool? Blasphemy! We don't do that here in America.

Where the hell would we mount the dashboard nacho cheese dispenser and 42" plasma touch display in a standard truck?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Just get a hybrid Sienna, it comes with a free preinstalled cap on, AWD and sliding doors which shit on normal car/truck doors in terms of practical utility and capacity to do work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know this isn't exactly what you were asking for, but this looks promising for people that want what essentially is the anti-cybertruck:

Telo truck preview by JerryRigEverything

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just sell to the UK or Europe. What's that? It doesn't meet road safety standard in the UK or Europe, well then guess someone fucked up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This pile of crap is completely impossible to bring to market in any country with reasonable consumer protections and road safety standards. Maybe they could export them to Russia?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One is already on the front lines in Ukraine. On the Russian side, naturally.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Even the Russians will probably prefer to attack riding donkeys.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We gave them an exception in Canada even though they dont meet safety requirements. Absolutely fucked.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Tesla earnings call in 3 days!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's the new Dacia pickup truck!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

That lifted ute looks more capable than the Cyber Truck and more fun.

Err... I mean, OH NO, anyway

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

so....they intentionally lied to artificially increase demand and make their product look more compelling? can we get some fucking consumer protections regulations for fucks sake?? they're killing us out there

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tesla couldn't pay me to take possession of one of their vehicles, especially a Cybertruck.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s getting tougher and tougher for the company to explain where all of them went.

The price was the big one. It delivered at twice the initially advertised price. Took it from being very competitive with ICE trucks to costing much, much more.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Took it from being very competitive with ICE trucks to costing much, much more.

If you figure that most pickup trucks in 2025 aren't really being used in the role that historically they held: inexpensive, no-frills utility vehicles


but as status symbols, expensive, large, luxurious vehicles


that's not necessarily bonkers. In fact, it's possible to make a vehicle more-desirable by making the price rise:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good

A Veblen good is a type of luxury good, named after American economist Thorstein Veblen, for which the demand increases as the price increases, in apparent contradiction of the law of demand, resulting in an upward-sloping demand curve.

The higher prices of Veblen goods may make them desirable as a status symbol in the practices of conspicuous consumption and conspicuous leisure. A product may be a Veblen good because it is a positional good, something few others can own.

Veblen goods such as luxury cars are considered desirable consumer products for conspicuous consumption because of, rather than despite, their high prices.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/ausbav/average_pickup_truck_prices_went_up_61_in_the/

Average pickup truck prices went up 61% in the last 10 years, far outpacing the market as a whole (up 28%) (paywall less article in comments)

I don't know if I'd normally cite wolfstreet.com, but they've helpfully graphed the price of a new Ford F-150 versus a Camry over the years:

The pickup truck is primarily selling to a different market segment than it once did. If the reason you buy a vehicle is to demonstrate to others who see you that you can afford to buy the vehicle...then having a higher price permits for the thing to be an even more potent demonstration.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The announced price was better than most EVs. I’m not interested in a truck but was tempted to preorder for the announced price and features. Now, years later, no effing way would I have followed through

[–] Jyek 16 points 1 week ago

I don't know, I think I've seen more than 2-3k of these trucks in Houston alone. Also someone keeps etching "Swastikar" into them. Rumor is they're using an acid etchant like ferric chloride.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t worry, papa Elon will pull some strings to get the government to take these turkeys off his hands.

Efficiency!

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