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[–] starman2112 67 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Lmao if medieval serfs could reliably get paid to have nude portraits drawn and sent across the world they would do it too

Friendly reminder that your grandparents were at least as degenerate as you, they just didn't have smartphone cameras 24/7

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i highly doubt that my religious grandparents were into bdsm and with high protocol M/s dynamics

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

People can be kinky behind closed doors.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe you. Give me a list of names of these men who top twinks.

Also, if you have it, a list of twinks that top. For research and analytical purposes. Just to verify your story.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 20 points 6 days ago

That's disgusting, please provide a list so I can avoid them.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People are broke, let them be I guess

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

No. Give them UBI. Tax the rich.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait I could get paid to scissor other girls???

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Only if you're "good looking".

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 14 points 6 days ago

Having an established group of followers helps as well.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean, that requirement is kind of implied.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Rule 37, there are no girls on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy is not internet. It has been towed outside the environment.

[–] weker01 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did Lemmy's front fall off?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

[–] Zeppo 2 points 5 days ago

Lemmy went well for a couple months and then started posting low effort shit. Now Lemmy tops twinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

non-females could scissor technically. but it would be a mash up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Could probably still get paid even if you're only all-right looking.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Probably because OF is independent work, can set your own schedule, never have to interact with a customer IRL and it’s fun if you love sex. Beats working under a shitty manager at a fast food restaurant or in retail dealing with Karens on a daily basis.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

And because fuck them. Do what you want not what is "expected".

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Getting paid to top twinks?

[–] Bread 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You guys are getting paid?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You guys are getting twinks?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd top a twink for the right price. Too bad I'm not that good looking

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

i don't think you could pay me to do it, i mean, realistically there is always a price, but that asexuality goes hard.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As if OP wouldn't do that if he could.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

be me

try out sex work, easy money

jackpot.jpg

sex work is work

work

mfw

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have done sex work occasionally and it actually is work. A surprising amount of time is spent on advertising, communication with flaky clients, making sure you actually get paid your promised share, etc. The industry is also full of exploitation, abuse, mental illness, addiction, and everything that comes with it.

Finding a well paying niche requires actual effort. Competition is fierce.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Agreed 100%. If it wasn't clear, I was posting from the perspective of the 4channer as if they tried sex work, where they discover it is actually a lot more involved than they thought.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago

Well yeah, you're not OP.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I like how you got a bunch of DVs simply for not wanting to be a sex worker, as if everyone has to want to be a prostitute or else.

What if they just love being an electrician? Being an electrician may not be preferred by prostitutes, why just assume electricians would prefer to prostitute? If "sex work is work" means it's just a job then it'll be right for some and not for others, just like every other job ever.

What if they're asexual? Not everyone has to by hyper- or even "normal"-sexual, some people don't want it at all and that's fine. While sex work may be "work" it is also "sex" and therefore I could see an ace not wanting to be employed in this manner. Hell what if they're Demi-? I know that wanting an emotional attachment before physical contact is anathema to some to the degree where if you say that's you without using the word demisexual you may get unslut shamed, but some people do require it and that is ok too.

Or what if they are hypersexual and don't want to monetize their hobby and turn it into a job they hate? That's perfectly reasonable, just because I enjoy bike riding doesn't mean I want to be a bike messenger and take all the joy out of it. As funny as that is and it's kinda a joke, I'm sure that is actually true for someone out there.

Well anyway, I'm done shitting at work so I have to get out of these comments now. (Another thing, prostitutes can shit on the clock while they browse lemmy, but it's different when they do it, for me it's slacking off, for them it's just another rough day at the office.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I appreciate this elaborate work. Time well spent.

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[–] mindbleach 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Skill issue

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago

Look, $20 is $20

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Because most sane people by know realized that sex work is just work. The irrational disgust and moralisation is dwindling.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"We're all whores in some ways" -great gam gam.. Beerfest

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Come on. You know why.

[–] mindbleach 13 points 6 days ago

Listen - webcomic artists aren't transing the genders for money and prestige.

Maybe straight people just aren't creative.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I think this entirely depends on how much wealth you start with. One of the top OnlyFans models clearly went from lewds>nudes>porn ostensibly making millions while doing so. In the earliest images of her the home isn’t bad but it’s arental and she’s clearly not as wealthy as she is now where the house is very nice.

A different influencer started off rich. Her family’s home is clearly very expensive. This person makes less than the OnlyFans model mentioned above (in theory) but only went tik-tok to bandarmy (no harder NSFW material permitted). She has gotten lewder but never did porn because she clearly had money to begin with. She doesn’t need that money because she already had it.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 7 points 6 days ago

Money and adoration are motivators.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Best and creepiest is Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli aka the “Cash me outside” girl. She doesn’t do porn but she went from minor celeb to making $57 million off of OnlyFans alone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

huh i thought cash me outside meant dont pay me in the strip club where i have to split tips.. but it just means catch me outside if you wanna brawl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

She was twelve at the time she became famous so no it doesnt mean that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Many such cases!

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