this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait I could get paid to scissor other girls???

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only if you're "good looking".

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 14 points 1 week ago

Having an established group of followers helps as well.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, that requirement is kind of implied.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

non-females could scissor technically. but it would be a mash up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rule 37, there are no girls on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Yeah we're all dogs using the internet while the humans are away from home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lemmy is not internet. It has been towed outside the environment.

[–] weker01 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah, but that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

[–] Zeppo 3 points 6 days ago

Lemmy went well for a couple months and then started posting low effort shit. Now Lemmy tops twinks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could probably still get paid even if you're only all-right looking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Loose seal! Loose seal!