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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Exactly. When I hear someone use the word 'woke' nowadays it just lets me know I need to disregard whoever said it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OI! You got a loicense for that there meme, yeah? Hand 'em over, mate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oi! You got a permit for that meme license??

[–] ryedaft 7 points 2 days ago

Better than back in the old days a decade ago when everything was gay.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Disney made Pixar remove a trans character from an upcoming TV series.

They also pulled an episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur which had a trans character.

How many gay characters have there been across mainline Disney films? They shoved some token representation into terrible films that weren’t going to be successful anyway (live action Beauty and the Beast and I guess there’s lesbians in Lightyear? As a gay trans man, I can shut Mulan off halfway through and pretend) Make some shitty movies (because why let a queer sully a good movie?), get some notoriety with the backlash, and then say “movies with queers in them don’t sell! Nothing for it!”

These are the same people were throwing fits about teenage girls talking about periods and boys in Turning Red. Maybe it’s time to stop listening to them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have a sneaking suspicion Jordan Peterson started the woke Disney accusations with Frozen.

He said it was feminist propaganda because the two main characters didn't need men and the story didn't end with a marriage... or something like that? I'm pretty sure that was paraphrased accurately enough.

Clearly whatever seeds he planted there is growing into further conservative paranoia that has people looking for any scrap of evidence that something is "woke."

What a weird boogeyman to be afraid of.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

He said it was feminist propaganda because the two main characters didn’t need men and the story didn’t end with a marriage

Just like Alice in Wonderland in 1951, but I suppose the 50s were woke too.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  1. Always treat every keyboard as if it’s set on all caps (you never know when your Dorrito-covered fingers might slip)
  2. Never point your rage at something you don’t intend to destroy (eg. woke Disney movies)
  3. Keep your fingers off Enter until you are ready to submit (spellcheck optional)
  4. Know your target and what’s behind it (eg. Soros network)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

"grown men"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I stubbed my toe on the bed frame this morning. Hurt like hell. Pain is woke. So is the bed frame. God damned woke everywhere. And don't get me started on my tax return. Fucking woke shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I woke up this morning and that had to have been the most woke shit ever. Now I'm just fully awoke. It's awful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I'll never wake up

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THAT CARTOON CHARACTER HAS MELANIN

ON WHAT EARTH IS THIS OK?!?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hasn’t Disney had Poc characters since the 90s, hence predating the term woke by several decades?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The term woke is at least around 100 years old.

It was specifically a reminder to stay “woke” (awake) of the threat of lynching.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

Yes words come from places. Etymology is a thing. But ask anyone in the mainstream 1950s or 1990s, they will have no idea what “woke” means, in the cultural context of that time and place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Well, Disney has had POC characters since at least 1946, but we don't talk about that one.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Looks more like some woke turd about to march into battle for something they saw on social media but fundamentally fail to understand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Meal Team Six

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's a high quality 'shitpost'. As far, as the image itself is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God forbid a little girl who isn't pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

But they are. Most of the crap that comes out from disney is abominable

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Disney is shit. Enough said. Your meme is retarded.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently our religious moral guardians are terrified of the new Wicked movie.

[–] stevedice 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was terrified when they shipped out children toys with a link to a porn site printed on them. Ok, maybe I wasn't so much terrified as I was amused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

So when Harry Potter and the ~~Philosopher's~~ Sorcerer's Stone came out, one of the tie-in toys was a vibrating Nimbus 2000, and I thought that was a totally bold move (knowing something about child development)

On one hand our moral guardians also thought it was a bold move, in fact too obvious and too spicy. All the unsold Vibrating N2Ks got recalled, and the ones left suddenly became super pricey on the secondary market.

Years later when I shared this story with my girlfriend, she had raised three daughters and noted versions of the bumble ball vibrates and is meant specifically for experimentation. We just don't want to market vibrating toys to tweens in the form of a broom you put between your legs. That's a bit too on the mark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the irony, in the amount of pro 2a supporters out there, being afraid of liberals owning guns is the funniest shit to me.

I am more of a man than any of these people, and a stronger supporter of the second amendment, than they are, and i dont even like the second amendment lmao.

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It might be just observation bias because as a rule I don't make friends with assholes, but I have never seen a liberal gun owner mishandle their firearm. They seem to understand it's a weapon and not an extension of their penis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

i have only ever seen people on the political right, incapable of understanding these sorts of concepts fully, and being either, a nuisance, or irresponsible with it.

There are definitely responsible gun owners on the right, ironically, they're the ones that don't talk about it on the internet, it's primarily the ones that DO talk about it on the internet that are irresponsible, so it's definitely some variant of observation bias, since most of these people probably aren't being picked up by our means of detection here.

TL;DR probably don't yap about gun ownership on the internet, it's probably not a great look for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

No. I complain that Disney productions are high budget diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A few things that would make that picture better: An anime body pillow under one of his arms, a "tactical" fedora that also has the US flag, the fingers of his gloves covered in cheesy snack crumbs, several different mall ninja knives, and he obviously needs to be fat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Fucking dooooorks.

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