Don't like it, Clarence? Take John Oliver's offer & fuck off into the sunset then.

But what about Korean purity? Korea is number one.

What if the foreigner names are really long? They won't be able to fit on our shitty id cards, credit cards or driving licences causing an absolute nightmare in our nazi-esque ID verification system. And we can't possibly change it because we don't like change. Also Korea is number one.

What about drugs? Foreigners bringing drugs to sell to children.

What about profit? How can we make a profit if we can under pay & abuse our immigrant workforce?

Elon! Is that you?

It's ok folks! A 69 hour work week & a new high speed train line will solve the problem. That way the woman can stay home & make babies while the man works his ass off for the conservative old Uber capitalist fucks in charge.

The trifecta of evil. Especially Reddit, fuck Reddit... Facebook too.

If they build an AI based on reddit content it will be the devil incarnate.

But I don't want subscriptions to take off...

Meanwhile, I'm calling for the stoning of conservative, christian Burundi presidents.

Reddit is a cesspit of human indecency.

Smart fella that musk... Wait I meant fart smeller

Tried everything...except work life balance.

This actually happened to me at a supermarket in Chilliwack. The description is spot on. Grumpy old dude, 19 year old me.