The real crime is his shirt.
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Also the pixel loss
Well yeah. If you’re ready to kill some fool then marijuana-ing once might not be enough.
Marijuana: maybe twice or thrice!
The damage these PSAs do cannot be understated
IDK.
Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn't stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.
I couldn't take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.
Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.
weed man, it's a gateway drug to murderous rage. I'll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.
New copypasta just dropped
Oh man that final sentence... 😂
Consequences !!
While it's easy to believe this came out of the '80s DARE campaign, it's fake, just in case anyone thought it was real.
I know I'm way late, but this is from the movie Blood Rage, which is set on Thanksgiving. This is actually what happens in this scene.
Eh, it's close enough to Reefer Madness that the details don't matter more than the vibes
This sentiment here is why we live in a post truth world.
I think there's a different level of expectation of historical accuracy in a shitpost community.
Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I've had it like 3 times and the "worst" thing I've done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much
I laughed at a four hour old joke I told myself when I was alone.
couldn't tell you what the joke was though, I was too high to remember.
that's so real though
Mostly it just makes me withdrawn and annoyed because a lot of the time it doesn't fucking work and just makes things worse on ADHD innattentives.
Thus, in this essay, I will demonstrate that Ronald Reagan deliberately invented and spread ADHD as part of the drug war to create artificial scarcity so the CIA could sell more LSD and cocaine and
it is fun for normal use even on attentives. If you are like me you skipped the part where you abused it and took to much or frequently
No, I didn't, you just don't know enough.
I do that normally anyways.
You invent and spread mental differences?? How?? Teach me your ways.
You already are different and now it is spreading. Good luck with your differences
All i can think of is nurgle but instead its mental illness/disorder/differences.
As someone who used to smoke everyday, now when I smoke modern good weed I swear it's more like I'm tripping if I take more than a couple hits. Like crawling on the floor tripping.
Marijuana is very dangerous. I know a guy who died after injecting it for the first time.
Ah man, guess I'll just stick with weed then
Careful, if you take ten weeds it's equivalent to a whole marijuana
Americans and their independent arbitrary standards
ten weeds to a marijuana sounds pretty base-10 to me, and therefore metric
Yeah you'd think that, but then 8 marijuanas is a joint and 3.33(3) joints are a high.
“How did we lose the war on drugs? We outright lied and everything!”
Propaganda! If you tell people you won enough times, eventually they'll believe you.
In the meantime, you convert the whole legal and illegal drug industry into a money making market so that your shareholders can make a profit .... because in the end, Capitalists did win the war on drugs by profiteering from it.
Marijuana gave me the munchies so bad once, I cannibalized my family.
Thanks for reminding me that I've got some gummies on the table.
That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.
Killed that cornbread, if you know what I mean! ... Eh, eh? ... I'll see myself out.
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Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce
sounds good man. some tang on that tang
Conveniently enough the kevin nealon-looking murderer is already in prison garb
What the fuck even is "ad council"?
“The Ad Council, founded in 1942, is an American nonprofit organization dedicated to producing and promoting public service announcements (PSAs) on behalf of various sponsors, including government agencies and nonprofits. It collaborates with advertising agencies that create these PSAs pro bono, addressing significant social issues with national relevance.“
Yup. If there’s one thing I associate with getting high, it’s not the couch, snacks, or cartoons. It’s the violent bursts of homicidal insanity.
Where the Blood Rage gang at
Whenever I smoke cannabis it also puts me into a murderous rage
"I'll kill you... after I eat all these donuts and get off the couch."
"You know what? fuck that, you come to me. Bring a Knife too."
Oh damn, I thought it was safe, but that story proves it's not so safe as I thought.
Can we get a CSI style story detailing everything that happened between taking the joint and getting into a murderous craze, and also where dafuq did he get that marijuana? 🤣
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