My family too. They really looked down on cursing but shit was the exception. I remember my mom getting mad at young teenage me for saying "how the hell do you get this thing off" but if I'd said "this is bullshit" it would have been fine.
Another classic. I had never heard her say fuck until she was so mad at me she said it. Then she became even more furious because I made her say it.
I was tripping and accidentally sent the most insane shit to my coworker instead of my wife. We didn't like each other anyway. That was only a couple weeks ago so still kinda waiting for the shoe to drop.