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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

After the recent election, north America can stay away from Europe for a while

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I reckon the Mercator projection has lied to you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

thetruesize.com

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

That would do very bad things to the ocean circulations which could cause a climate catastrophe. Also it's heavy and they don't wanna.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Eh, build a culvert!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

That part of the ocean circulation is on track to stop in the next 50 years anyways, so might as well get a chile bridge out of it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I've got my best team of dapper fresh-faced engineers with limited world experience willing to help for a wad of cash that will most certainly leave you in ruins. What say ya?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Chilean here, we would need several smaller bridges at the end of the trip "Canada-Spain"

[–] captain_aggravated 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is the middle of Chile deep enough for the mid-ocean ridge? Or would it snap in half?

Also, I'm not sure Chile would fit through the panama canal, I think as a nation it's post-panamax.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Rather than try the canal, which is alway rammed at this time of day, it could do a 3 point turn, passing through the roaring 40's and up through the South Alantic?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It's kind of like a weed. The part you see poking up above the surface of the water is connected to a larger continental plate beneath it. You'd need to dig it up but it's in too deep so you can't.

Also, travel by water is actually easier. Less hooligans on the ocean roads.

[–] the_crotch 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Chile isn't a weed it's a pepper

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

Anything you don't want in your garden is a weed. Maybe the Chile is growing in a tomato patch. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Those selfish Chileans! They could double their beaches!

[–] Klear 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

And let Argentina have some? Not worth it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

The basis for WWIII .... the world wanting to relocate all of Chile to use as a bridge across the Atlantic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Build the bridge and make Chile pay for it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That a cause worth fighting for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Those diabolical Chile preservationists...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

When musk will be president yeah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

But image the traffic 🙃

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

We should rolled up Chile to make it easier to push it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Just wait for climate change to get real interesting. It could happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Because humans can't move that big land

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

Skill issue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

No, humans can't move blue whales either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

It seems theoretically possible, with an unlimited budget and no time limit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Someone is but it ain't us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Como un puente sobre aguas turbulentas

Yo me desplegaré