RoidingOldMan

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

"Your honor I knew he had a nut allergy not a legume allergy." I'd love to see someone try that in court.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

So if I see one parked, I'm hearing I should go hop up and down on the hitch and then run away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It's more projection. Trump needs to win so he can stay out of jail. Probably the only reason he's running at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm almost certainly going to win. 144.5 vs. 86.6 (115.8 projected total). He would need Cade Otten and Kareem Hunt to combine for 60.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They might be waiting for an official team statement or something. We'll likely know more tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hanging chads were a tiny blip on the radar in the general story of the 2000 election. Trump's had 100 scandals more noteworthy than hanging chads.

 

The article does not elaborate at all on what "disciplinary reasons" means.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's a high visibility jacket. High visibility stuff messes up photographs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The killing process on Windows used to work better. Since about Windows 8 it's not been quite the same.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The fact that someone as lame as you is offended is what makes the joke sorta funny. You're literally the fun police right now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah definitely what happened.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Most people use twitter on their phone. I tend to assume everyone on twitter is on a phone. The vertical screenshots give it away.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Literally every team is a football related pun. That's why it's my team name. I couldn't think of a good pun on draft day, so I used that as a placeholder and I left it.

Let people make their dumb puns. That's what people do. It's like WiFi router names. You're the only one with negativity here.

How dare they make a pun!? How awful for you that must have been. You're trolling a fantasy football post because you didn't like a joke (which has nothing to do with my post btw). Maybe time to re-evaluate what sort of thing is worth getting upset about. Your post history doesn't even show any interest in this sport. What are you even doing here? Did you go out of your way to find something to get upset about? Also I've already stated that I'm playing against this person. Yet I'm the villain here? For the crime of... using their name?

Do you think I should report this person to ESPN for their offensive pun?

 

10 team league. The 3rd highest projected total in our league is 113.8.

 

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- New York Jets interim coach Jeff Ulbrich, who inherited the team three weeks ago after the abrupt firing of Robert Saleh, stood at the podium, eyes glazed, voice shaking at times. He was trying to make sense of a once-promising season that appears all but lost.

"I'm pissed; they're pissed," Ulbrich said of the players. "I'm hurt; they're hurt."

The Jets (2-6) dropped their fifth straight game, a demoralizing 25-22 loss to the New England Patriots (also 2-6) on Sunday at Gillette Stadium. It was one of the franchise's lowest points in recent memory, and Ulbrich, sharing his postgame message to the team, called it "a moment of darkness."

Three weeks ago, the Jets were playing for a share of first place in the AFC East. Now, they're tied for last with the Patriots, who despite losing quarterback Drake Maye (concussion) in the second quarter outscored the Jets in the second half 18-9. Editor's Picks

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The Jets are a star-laden team with a future Hall of Fame quarterback, and they have collapsed in spectacular fashion.

"I mean, five losses in a row is pretty damn dark," tight end Tyler Conklin said, amplifying Ulbrich's words. "S---, one or two losses in a row can get dark. This sucks."

As Aaron Rodgers deadpanned, "I've been in the darkness. You have to go in there and make peace with it."

Unlike one of Rodgers' retreats, there's no guarantee this will end anytime soon, based on the way the Jets played against the struggling Patriots, who snapped a six-game losing streak.

In a virtual must-win situation, the Jets lost a game that seemed impossible to lose. They became the first team since 2012 to lose with zero giveaways and less than 250 yards allowed, according to ESPN Research. It happened to Rodgers in 2012, in the Green Bay Packers' loss to the Seattle Seahawks in the famous "Fail Mary Game."

The Jets seemed ill-prepared, as the offense wasted three timeouts in the first quarter and took a delay of game penalty on a pivotal 2-point conversion in the fourth quarter. They also were undermined by kicker Greg Zuerlein, who missed a field goal and an extra point as part of a season-long slump that has put his roster spot in jeopardy. He has missed six field goals, twice as many as his 2023 total.

"We did not execute in critical moments," said Ulbrich, whose team gave up the lead twice in the last seven minutes. "We say that's not who we are, but it's who we are until we demonstrate otherwise." “I’ve been in the darkness. You have to go in there and make peace with it," deadpanned Jets QB Aaron Rodgers, now amid the third five-game losing streak of his career. David Butler II/Imagn Images

Team owner Woody Johnson recently called this probably his best roster in 25 years. At 2-3, he fired Saleh, expecting the move to spark the team. The Jets also traded for star wide receiver Davante Adams and welcomed back pass rusher Haason Reddick, who made his debut Sunday after a lengthy holdout.

There has been no spark.

Reddick was a nonfactor, recording no tackles and two quarterback pressures in 26 defensive snaps. He was on the field for five of the last eight plays on the Patriots' 12-play game-winning drive, which culminated with Rhamondre Stevenson's 1-yard touchdown run with 22 seconds left.

"As of right now, I have nothing to say as far as the holdout," said Reddick, who refused to answer several questions about it. "The only thing that I'm worried about right now is what can I do to be better, what can I do to get myself fully up to speed."

Adams (four catches for 54 yards) had another quiet game, though his presence created opportunities for Garrett Wilson (five catches for 113 yards). Otherwise, the offense sputtered, appearing confused at times. Plays came in slowly from the sideline, and players occasionally didn't know where to line up.

Rodgers seemed exasperated at times, though he held his tongue afterward.

"On one of [the timeouts], we were lagging out of the huddle," he said. "One, I was trying to get the protection right. One, I felt like we could have gotten off, but it was fine to take [a timeout] there."

"Yeah," he concluded, "our operation was a little slow at times."

"I'm pissed; they're pissed. I'm hurt; they're hurt."
Jets interim coach Jeff Ulbrich

On the delay of game, which moved the 2-point try back to the 7-yard line, Rodgers said he didn't like the playcall versus the Patriots' defensive look. So, he let the play clock expire, figuring that was better than wasting another timeout. Ultimately, his pass failed. Instead of a 24-17 lead, it was 22-17.

Which didn't last long.

For Rodgers, who was 17-for-28 for 233 yards and two short touchdowns, this marked the third five-game losing streak of his career.

His mission in New York was to change the culture of a star-crossed franchise, but that hasn't happened. He bristled when asked about that, saying the question was "a little dramatic."

"The NFL is hard," he said. "It's hard to win. It's harder when you make it difficult on yourself."

Since replacing Saleh, Ulbrich has presided over a defense that has allowed 85 points in three games -- well above its average. He has continued to call the defensive plays, but that could change soon.

"I'll take a hard look at everything," he said. "If that's one of the things that could help us, then it'll definitely be on the table."

 

CLEVELAND -- Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson suffered a noncontact right leg injury toward the end of the first half of Sunday's game against the Cincinnati Bengals.

Watson's leg appeared to hyperextend as he tried to carry the ball on the first play after the two-minute warning. Watson immediately gave himself up and fell to the ground.

Shortly thereafter, a cart came onto the field and carried off the emotional Watson. The entire Browns sideline came onto the field as Watson was placed on the cart. Editor's Picks

The Browns made Jameis Winston inactive as the emergency third quarterback, so Dorian Thompson-Robinson entered the game to replace Watson.

Watson, in his third season in Cleveland, has struggled this season, posting the lowest QBR of all qualified passers. He was 15-of-17 for 128 yards Sunday before the injury.

 

The Bills received Cooper and a 2025 sixth-round draft pick for a 2025 third-round pick and a seventh-round selection in 2026.

 

Lowest rostered percent is Jauan Jennings. Having 3 defenses is a lot, so I assume probably drop a defense, but which? Browns have been disappointing and so have the Jets. Jets might be the best option to drop?

I'm going to pick up Colby Parkinson for just 1 week while Goedert is on a bye. Can't help but feel that the 5-12 points he's going to contribute won't even be worth the trouble.

 

Lowest rostered percent is Jauan Jennings. Having 3 defenses is a lot, so I assume probably drop a defense, but which? Browns have been disappointing and so have the Jets. Jets might be the best option to drop?

I'm going to pick up Colby Parkinson for just 1 week while Goedert is on a bye. Can't help but feel that the 5-12 points he's going to contribute won't even be worth the trouble.

 

Rocky? Rocky 2-4? Slap Shot (1977) is fantastic.

For basketball I'd say Hoosiers (1986) is good. For American Football? Jerry Maguire (1996).

What are the best soccer, cricket, or racing movies?

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