the_crotch

Oh no, I guess people from the UK will just have to use one of the three billion other porn websites. What a stupid and unenforceable law.

The "I'm not touching you!" of interacting with omnipotent deities

I think the authors lived during the mid to late 1700s when "well regulated" meant "well equipped"

And the boomer shrinks who were a bit too laser focused on self esteem during the 80s and 90s

Lung fish, black fish, alligator, Ice fish.
Armour head, hammer head, anaconda, flat head.
Manta ray, stingray, fang-tooth moray.
Goblin shark, grass carp, round-river-bat ray.

Noodle fish, hag fish, man o' war, lady fish.
Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel.
Lamprey, pejerey, yellow-edged moray.
Salmon shark, sleeper shark, featherback and eagle ray.

"He doesn't use a computer. He uses several computers"

Stole it from someone on a piracy bbs I used back in the early 90s

Apparently Hawaii and the Philippines don't exist

Tbf Obama was pretty antiwar, until about 5 minutes after his inauguration.

It's the internet, so yes.

Yeah 20 years ago he could remember his middle name

I agree. Now eat a single tagalong and try not to eat the rest of the box immediately after, bet you can't.