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[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Candle wax at a hot chili cook-off, IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

It's part of the name from a character in a book that I liked. Liked the book and the name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] ShawiniganHandshake 2 points 12 hours ago

Needed something distinctly Canadian and probably only identifiable by other Canadians.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

D&D character from a couple score years past. That old chestnut.

[–] the_crotch 1 points 12 hours ago

Stole it from someone on a piracy bbs I used back in the early 90s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wishful thinking. I was planning on living in a camper traveling Europe after completing my masters degree. Ended up getting an accidental daughter instead. Proceeded to have another two children with same girl and wanted to make her my wife for life. Getting a divorce instead and can not travel because small children need their dad and i love them all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I love nice dads! Have you found [email protected] it's where nice dads give fatherly advice/ hugs to a poster that needs it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Subscribed!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

I was chosen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

A poignant book about programming

[–] sprite0 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

the signup form made me do it!

i make new accounts regularly and just throw in whatever bubbles up from my internal user name generator with very little thought tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

I used to have names I cherished, but then started wanting to delete accounts every once in a while. I set up an account on lichess with a pun album title, so I looked around the room, saw my skullgrid poster and went with that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Generic words are harder to find in search engines, plus i like snek

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

My parents.

I post under my real name both out of nostalgia for usenet (the original federated forum) where it was customary to use your real name in Germany. And to be able to post identifying information without fear of being "discovered".

With enough data points and a little investigation it is ridiculously easy to identify a single user. My wife demonstrated that to me a few years back when she identified some anonymous bloggers and turned out to be correct. Otherwise I might be tempted to post really private stuff under the misguided impression that I am anonymous.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm a girly girl, I love pink, Cath Kidston and Disney. I really like Butterflies! Thus Lady Butterfly was born

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I used a random username generator and somehow it generated something that perfectly applied to me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm an Irish jewish cephalopod.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago

Yeah, but a processed food©? 😅

[–] dontbelievethis 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor 6 points 1 day ago

The moment I was creating my user, I checked and I wasn't a velociraptor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I don't even really remember to be honest x)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

I knew I loved the name Rose, and wanted to try exploring it as a part of my identity in any way possible, especially when I wasn't really using it fully as a name yet.

Turns out, many of us have done this. I have run into so many variants of "Rose Thorn", and like 90% of the time it's been a fellow transwoman.

[–] Object 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My main programming language is Typescript. Also one of the first I've taught myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

My first love was called "Cloud" (translated name).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How I feel because I don't understand other people...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Similar process here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

it used to be John gray.

because John doe is some unknown person, and the color gray can be like for something unknown, was my logic

then I shorten it to jgray and someone online keep calling me Jay.

so here I am

doesn't take a genius why there's 91 at the end.

[–] dontbelievethis 3 points 19 hours ago

It's because you got called jay 91 times.

[–] southsamurai 6 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, story time again. I'm going with the short version because I have some ideas in my head I need to set into my current project, but still.

So, the user name southsamurai used to be southern samurai. But that's too long for a lot of games and forums, so it got shortened.

But southern samurai goes back to the early naughties. I have been into martial arts in one form or another since my early twenties. And, as it so happens, most of what I trained in was Japanese in origin, at least in the forms I learned. This included sword stuff. Mostly casual, really, I never was some kind of master. Barely good enough to teach noobs, and only noobs.

Anyway, by the time the century turned, I was as good as I'll ever get. I was also working a lot. 60 plus hours a week, and kinda more since one of my patients needed care overnight. But it was semi off books, and it was essentially some pocket money for sleeping there instead of at home, and being there if he needed something.

So, of an evening, I would exercise. I had put on some weight over the years after I stopped lifting, and hadn't adjusted my diet and exercise well. The biggest I've ever been.

So, when I was out in the side yard, where my patient could call to me, I'd do various stuff.

The neighbor decided it was entertaining to yell out sumo from across the road. I dunno, I guess a fat dude doing rolls and falls means sumo to him. Dude was bigger around than me anyway, and I shrugged it off.

But, one evening, I'm doing sword stuff. Cutting tatami in specific. It's fun as hell once your get the basic techniques down, btw. Very meditative, but fun.

He decides to come over and watch. Eventually he gets my attention and cracks a joke about sumo again. I kinda rolled my eyes internally and pulled an "actually" card out in the hope it would bore him and he'd bugger off. Described the difference between sumo and what I was doing, and that most of the stuff I did was to samurai than sumo.

He cracked and said I had to be the fattest samurai in the south. Which tickled me a little since he was fatter, and I still could have picked him up and thrown him. My patient weighed about the same as this guy, and I carried him. So it was funny instead of insulting.

I laughed at him, cut the tatami closest to him and packed up for the night.

After I told the longer version of the story to some friends, it turned into a bit of a nickname. Mostly online, but irl too. And it stuck.

Sadly, I'm not the only one using the exact user name, though I think I'm the only one on lemmy. There's also another half dozen using variants of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Used an online fairy name generator, and I'm an ordained minister.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Because of Sid Meyer's Pirates on C64. I named my char Angus McAnge, a mix of my real name's letters plus Angus (Yes, huge AC DC fan back then). It stuck with me as a user name. Over the years I'm left with mcange. ARR

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thought i would make an reference to an obscure movie. Turns out it was way to obscure, or no one reads usernames here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Rictus was already taken.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Its the name of my Fursona.

[–] threelonmusketeers 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I noticed that inserting the "lon" into the string "threemusketeers" would result in a string containing the substring "elonmusk", I thought it mildly amusing, and it was available on Reddit. That was pretty much the extent of the thought that went into it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

All the more unusual ones were taken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Edgy idea of obsessing over someone till the end

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I have a bad habit of always having some endless shuffling YouTube playlists on in my headphones. Can't sleep without it, can't walk outside without it. Can't do the dishes without it.