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[–] loaExMachina 109 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

[–] GhiLA 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[–] GhiLA 6 points 1 month ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either

[–] Zuriz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

[–] taladar 3 points 1 month ago

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

[–] clay_pidgin 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which one shouldn't I put it on?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Whichever one you trust the most.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

[–] clay_pidgin 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.

Good, because i don't want them

[–] Ookami38 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 1 points 1 month ago

This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This happened in fairytale land.

[–] Ghyste 6 points 1 month ago

The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

This is so endearing

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

RIP in peace

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.