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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] Zuriz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.