this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Early_To_Risa 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 23 hours ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.