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Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.
Japanese people just have eggs for genitals
Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.
My bad. The cum canal.
Thank you. Was that so hard?
I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.
Would you prefer crotchal cavity?
...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?
distraction 100
That looks like pickled daikon
It looks like ham.
You look like ham
The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.
Wife? Don't you mean my mother?
Isn't that the same person? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Roll tide
The white and pink thing? That's radish alright. It's similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.
It's watermelon radish, not meat.
its chips, trust me.
NSFW food.
Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen
Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?
No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs
...that's not an egg.
Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl
Means it has pubes on it.
What's in that fuzzy area father?
"YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA"