lurch

joined 1 year ago
[–] lurch 1 points 6 minutes ago

I bet he's very healthy for an orange

[–] lurch 1 points 50 minutes ago
[–] lurch 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is so stupid. Toilet paper lasts really long, so it makes sense to only stockpile it when it's on discount and you have dry room to store it. If you actually run out, you can use other paper as a substitute (tissues, bills, pages of that book you hate).

One roll lasts one person about a month. Maybe a bit less, if you use a lot for other purposes like cleaning things.

[–] lurch 5 points 10 hours ago

Mein Magen knurrt öfter in Videokonferenzen, aber ich finde es gut, weil es erinnert die Anderen daran, dass sie es mit einem Raubtier zu tun haben 😸

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[–] lurch 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This is missing the important nuance, that the allies just didn't want certain weapons to be used on russian homeland. AFAIK it was always okay for Ukraine to use other weapons (eg. their own drones), which they did successfully, many times.

I suspect the allies didn't want russia to be forced to develop better countermeasures against western weapon systems or didn't want pics of German tanks on their way to moscow again. It could cause a lot of trouble for everyone.

[–] lurch 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah and giving a potential attacker your account details while trying to log on?

[–] lurch 16 points 14 hours ago

Kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass Leute für irgendeinen Bonus in der aussterbenden Nazihölle leben wollen würden.

... und ich möchte auch gar keine Anreize dafür geben. Die jungen Frauen wandern immer als erstes ab und nehmen viel Kultur und Lebensfreude mit. Dann lasst die Faschos doch schmoren, bis sie es einsehen oder aussterben.

Jahrzehnte später kann man dann das Land wieder besiedeln oder ein Endlager dort bauen oder sowas.

[–] lurch 14 points 14 hours ago

Wow. Da wirken die Rechtsschwierigkeiten der Politiker anderer Parteien in den letzten Jahrzehnten geradezu harmlos.

[–] lurch 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lurch 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

make one drone for every russian, like the machines in the matrix 😆

[–] lurch 5 points 1 day ago

ITT citizens of former british colonies and descendants of the british trying to avoid metric units at all cost

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That just happened (sh.itjust.works)
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I'm so used to history completion

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ich🪥iel (sh.itjust.works)
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Just the o changes to p which is also next in the alphabet

 

I saw this funny code block I linked, but it's missing a dollar sign when viewed in Sync.

I don't even know where to report bugs and if its github I won't because github is becoming cancer and i deleted my account.

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