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Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks are the real racists
Call them the N-word and you get met with a fist
Unless you’re black, where’s the equality, bro?
You’re more hypocritical than your momma’s a ho
And your daughter, I fucked both of ‘em last night
At least one of ‘em had a pussy that was tight
Now your whole crew’s after me, just because I’m white
So who’s the racist, can’t be me, right?
Thanks for preserving what will surely go down as one of the rap lyrics of all time
no the real verse is just fantasizing about having sex with some conservative anchor
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/appers/comments/83j49o/new_conservative_rap_idea
Oh yikes. The real lyrics are way worse than the commented lyrics. It's more like fanfiction than lyrics since the flow is so bad
I didn’t preserve anything, I made it up myself. But I’m glad that you like it.
Yeah I saw the comment that had the deleted lyrics. Your silly made up one is much better
It is without a doubt the most recent rap lyrics I've ever encountered.
Him not being able to say the N-word without being called racist is the real racism, because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent", so vaguely gesturing towards "crime statistics" and saying he just wants to avoid crime is just "bad experiences".
because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent",
They claim to define it that way, and then immediate after accuses everybody else of racism just arguing in good faith when you're pointing out THEIR malice against minorities. "You weren't supposed to notice my victim's ethnicity is different, that means you see race and thus YOU'RE racist" is the logic you can expect.
It's like US soccer chants vs UK football chants
USA: "I believe we're gonna win!"
UK: "YOU SUCK YOUR MUM AND FINGER YOUR SISTER"
"Yer mum's yer dad, Yer dad's yer mum, Yer interbred, You Millwall scum"
American sports fans literally don't know any other chants besides "Let's go (Team Name)! clap clap clapclapclap" for domestic games, or "U-S-A! U-S-A!" for international ones.
We save our creativity and passion for the inevitable knife fight that turns into a gun fight in the parking lot after the game
With Lil' Jon playing in the background.
YEEAYUH
Gotta give credit to the Nashville Predators fans, they have some decent chants, at least by north american standards. If a goalie let's in a weak goal, they'll chant
"MURRAY, MURRAY, MURRAY
YOU SUCK
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT"
They chanted that at the (then) Penguins goalie Matt Murray in a Stanley cup finals game.
Hate to break it to ya but those aren't unique to Preds fans
I'm well aware, that's just the first that came to mind for me.
Fair enough. I do love me a hockey crowd. I just wanted you to know you guys stole those jeers from the Fort Wayne Komets, whose fans most definitely certainly came up with them all on our own.
Sorry, my original reply came across a bit rude IMO.
That's awesome though, I wish more crowds would have better chants than "lets go team" etc haha. I see they're the Oilers ECHL affiliate, that's pretty cool, the Oilers are my 2nd team after the Habs. Living in northern Canada, I can't see even minor league hockey so I'm jealous!
Unless you go to college sports games. They get really creative.
That's just what I was thinking. Two OU fans can meet each other anywhere in the world and one can say "Texas," and the other will say "Sucks," without missing a single beat. The whole thing is a call and response between each half of the stadium:
A- "Boomer"
B- "Sooner"
A- "Texas"
B- "Sucks"
Pretty coordinated for a bunch of blind-drunk undergrads. That's just the first thing that came to mind, I'm sure many other teams have more elaborate chants
“Boomer” “Sooner” is an acceptable form of greeting in many parts of the state.
Now, the best tradition is the flag run. I got to be on the side that ran at OU Texas one year. Imagine - 80 thousand people watching while you have a big blue Oklahoma flag draped around you like a cape - knowing that in just a second you are going to haul ass like a madman, have to quickly turn around, pivot and then make her wave.
I hate both Oklahoma and football, but that was fun.
Haha, I agree with you on the last point, but their passion for their teams (let's not forget OSU, though many OU fans wish we could) is something else. My SO is a huge OU fan, and though I don't quite 'get' the love for football, it's cool to learn about all their traditions. The Sooner Schooner being my favorite
Some of our fan bases suck, some don't. My cities football stadium will join together to sing the Eagles fight song. They even did it at the superbowel. Chief fans wasnt shit.
Meanwhile in Eastern Europe: A STREAM OF PURE UNADULTERATED NATIONALISTIC SLURS
Balkan: let's burn the stadium every match.
The average Latinoamerican: "Escuchen..."
How rap went from black music to appropriation by white guys full circle to racists. How did I end up in this timeline
The Reddit post (content is removed)
The full post text, according to a different Reddit post
Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a conservative rapper.
Hey yo, hey yo Blacks be the real racists
These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift
Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem
Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren
Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick
Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits
Take it out and push her head down
Shes sucking on my log, really going to town
Shooting one off like American Sniper
Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper
Shes begging for more, she wants round two
I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do
The Proud Boys are under attack
Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks
They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech
But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets
Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin
Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin
Yo dis is the real shit Patriotism aint to be fucked with All you liberals
This is the first verse. I would appreciate any feedback
Peace
Can't even tell if serious or what.
Satire is indeed dead
You know what, I don't think Tomi Lahren is going to appreciate this poetry, regardless of how much of a ghoul she is.
'Conservative rapper'
the lyrics
'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r
'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r
Pretty sure it's because it's a subreddit, so it's written as r/appers.
Garbage content regardless, though.
Well shit, I'm dumb.
If it makes you feel any better, I made the "without the hard R" joke to myself when I initially saw the sub name, haha
Kanye is this you?
Try "Put Your hands in the air, like You just don't care". That'll be on an appropriate level.
*hand
That image is very funny. I have, therefore, left an upvote on your post. Thank you for sharing this.
This guy isn't a guest, he's a burglar