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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (6 children)

i think it would be cool to have a little motorized mouse that went back in a hole like that to recharge. like a roomba, only completely useless

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't often use AI to picture these things, but I just imagined a tiny mouse hole to put your computer mouse in to charge overnight.

Just this, but with more LEDs:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omg, you could totally put an rc set of wheels in the gap where a roller ball would go on an old mouse and make this.

I don’t know how many visitors you’d need to have to actually get use out of that much work for a physical gag like that, but it could be cute at a computer repair shop or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At random times it should have a dildo instead for a sudden glory hole surprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

gasp
"That mouse is partying without me!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cat toy and long hair collector

(lol I had a motorized snake toy with wheels while fostering a cat and that thing collected more hair in the wheels than it did cat-entertaining)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe that could be a feature. my wifes biggest complaint is find long hairs everywhere. drives her bonkers

[–] earphone843 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I never understand how my wife's hairs get in the places they do. Like, more often than not I wake up with one wrapped around my balls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My mom once pulled an 18”/45cm hair out of her eye. She didn’t realize what was in her eye until she started pulling. Luckily, it wasn’t wrapped around anything important, but it scared the shit out of her.

[–] Mouselemming 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe a little too "nice..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.

Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 1 month ago

You gamble on salty vs sweet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

AI is stealing all the mouse jobs

[–] TriflingToad 3 points 1 month ago

sounds like a good cat toy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pb-pb-b-b-b. Pb-pb-b-b-b.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Civilized?

Footage of the mouse that made that hole, torturing a cat:

This anti-feline propaganda could have catastrophic consequences. Rodents are food, not friends!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Top 5 pictures Cambridge Analytica want to YOU see

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Or did the cat find you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Imma gonna sit this one out…

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do you expect? With the price of eduction these days, these poor mice can’t get the engineering degrees required to make these masterpieces.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, eductors are like super expensive, not available for regular mice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eductors to the mice proletariat!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Thanks, woke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Most HOAs don't allow these kinds of holes.

[–] Mouselemming 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, it needs tiny crown molding along the edge! Standards, people!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago

Friends don't let friends get an HOA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The decline and fall of the micetern empire.

My personal theory is catish barbarians, being allowed to settle in the same area

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago