Mouselemming

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[–] Mouselemming 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

My red and green this Christmas is fat sweet cherry tomatoes ripening in the sun on my balcony. I would love a little rain to ease the fire danger in the hills, but I had all the snow I need for life during college. It's funny the snowy people who said they can't even fathom green, if it weren't white it would be brown, they're right about their reality but you asked for a dream. I'm living the dream.

The other nice thing about being in Los Angeles at Christmas is that it's quiet and there's very little traffic, because so many people rushed off to visit the snow, either local skiing or far away.

[–] Mouselemming 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This was terrible, and the obligatory "fuck cars," but are they sure it was an intentional jihadist attack?

I remember this :

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Monica_Farmers_Market_crash

the guy claimed he mistook the gas for the brake, for 10 whole seconds of carnage and destruction. Got believed too, because old geezer. This one is a middle aged psychiatrist but a stroke or too much of his own medicine are just the first possible reasons I can imagine.

[–] Mouselemming 4 points 17 hours ago

Are demons a race or a species?

[–] Mouselemming 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

Sounds like you're referring to the recent (2021) version, "Sooty Pete" but Black Pete has a couple hundred years on him.

[–] Mouselemming 3 points 19 hours ago

Hopefully this will get people to at least try out their local independent coffee shops. Nice little holiday boost for them, maybe some converts.

[–] Mouselemming 2 points 19 hours ago

Asafœtida works better. Or Axe, since the whole point is to keep people 6 feet away.

[–] Mouselemming 14 points 20 hours ago

Well she just had him, the colostrum is in. The unrealistic part is her waist.

[–] Mouselemming 7 points 1 day ago

Definitely diapers.

[–] Mouselemming 4 points 1 day ago

Or maybe the Capitol Police or whoever provides crowd control at the Inauguration? Be interesting if he got mobbed by his own supporters

[–] Mouselemming 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Mouselemming 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I actually tutored a kid to get her into kindergarten, lol. She was bright but her first language was Korean and she was shy about speaking in English, maybe also shy about white people. So we basically hung out and "read" picture books together, my role just being to give positive reactions to whatever she said. And she got in, so it worked I guess.

[–] Mouselemming 4 points 1 day ago

I'm assuming someone was able to grow some, or they too would have been rationed. Whether anyone could afford them is another matter.

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The Void looks back (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Mouselemming to c/cats
 

And occasionally bites

 

It's not a crazier idea than most of Kennedy's. Someone should do a study. Or make one up, nobody checks anymore.

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But is it really a catapult? (www.thebrighterside.news)
 

Using centripetal force puts it in trebuchet territory does it not?

 

Seems to me, calling the GOP the Right Wing contributes to their delusions of grandeur and self-righteousness. The fact it's only supposed to be "sitting on the right-hand side of the room" is lost in deliberate ignorance. Looking for a more accurate label. If you don't like these two choices you're welcome to ring in with your suggestions. Since other countries have their own versions of a Right Wing, ranging from something equivalent to the US Democratic Party to full-on fascism, y'all are welcome to weigh in on those as well.

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