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[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 months ago (6 children)

i think it would be cool to have a little motorized mouse that went back in a hole like that to recharge. like a roomba, only completely useless

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I don't often use AI to picture these things, but I just imagined a tiny mouse hole to put your computer mouse in to charge overnight.

Just this, but with more LEDs:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Omg, you could totally put an rc set of wheels in the gap where a roller ball would go on an old mouse and make this.

I don’t know how many visitors you’d need to have to actually get use out of that much work for a physical gag like that, but it could be cute at a computer repair shop or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

At random times it should have a dildo instead for a sudden glory hole surprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

gasp
"That mouse is partying without me!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

cat toy and long hair collector

(lol I had a motorized snake toy with wheels while fostering a cat and that thing collected more hair in the wheels than it did cat-entertaining)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

maybe that could be a feature. my wifes biggest complaint is find long hairs everywhere. drives her bonkers

[–] earphone843 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I never understand how my wife's hairs get in the places they do. Like, more often than not I wake up with one wrapped around my balls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

My mom once pulled an 18”/45cm hair out of her eye. She didn’t realize what was in her eye until she started pulling. Luckily, it wasn’t wrapped around anything important, but it scared the shit out of her.

[–] Mouselemming 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe a little too "nice..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.

Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 3 months ago

You gamble on salty vs sweet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

AI is stealing all the mouse jobs

[–] TriflingToad 3 points 3 months ago

sounds like a good cat toy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Pb-pb-b-b-b. Pb-pb-b-b-b.