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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I always imagine that there’s a LOT of electronic warfare going on invisibly. There’s so much signal jamming that real Integrated Air Defense just can’t work. Dumb, poorly targeted flak is the best they can do.

This is based on nothing. It’s just part of my suspension of disbelief.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This was exactly the explaination from the old Exoanded Universe/Legends in Star Wars. The most sophisticated piece of any fighter was their EWAR suite. Otherwise fighters would be wiped out from well beyond visual ramge by capital ships' point defense systems, and it's why they needed to get so close so their sensors could power through the jamming to get missile locks on other fighters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Huh. Good to know. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

Also my head cannon for Battletech, and is explicitly the reason why Gundam fight so close.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Star Wars has been some kind of retro futuristic aesthetic ever since the first movie cemented the look and feel. They go thousands of years without any meaningful technological progress.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the things i like about Star wars tech is its all like a million years old. They've had light speed travel and their galaxy fully charted and explored for many lifetimes

It's like what happens if technology peaked. Coruscant has been a city sprawling a planet for literally 100,000 years

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of my favorite bits of the Star Wars EU was when it established that the Rakatans invented (or stole) repulsor technology and all modern improvements to the designs are literally just miniaturization.

The difference between a Rakatan repulsor vehicle and a "modern" repulsor is that they used large repulsors prone to failure and the modern versions are miniaturized arrays that can keep going if one coil fails, but it's been that way for so long that the modern users literally forgot that you can just make a repulsor as big as you want, and the bigger it is the more power it can have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

A long, long, time ago....

Starwars gets a pass for me

[–] lunsjentilanette 5 points 22 hours ago

I remember appreciating the old school feel of the cockpit screen in the x-wing in rogue one. They did not try to modernize that at all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Yeah Star Trek does it more similar to OPs post. Orbital SD networks integrated into L2 stations that also act as ready 5 fleetyards and active patrol groups. Not even Core worlds in SW had rudimentary defenses to stop a slow ass artillery strike from a planet sized canon lmao. And that's decades after the Trade Federation conducted a full invasion of the system where they could've thought "hmmm maybe we should put up some defenses around our capital world".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Good it’s awesome lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Things getting blown up below the horizon doesn't make for good cinematography.

[–] JohnDClay 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know, going on the juice to try to out run a nuke with PDCs blazing away is pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Expanse is just so fucking cool !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I loved the fact that they had to worry about things like PDCs, running out of ammo, “nuking” a planet just by throwing giant rocks at it, etc.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The Battle of Thoth Station is my all-time favorite space fight. (Amos hangin' in there below decks was a bit unreal, but I can suspend disbelief for this one!)

One small detail that was lovely; they empty Rocinate's atmosphere so hits don't turn into fireballs.

EDIT: Watching again and realized the detective's gun is a Chiappa Rhino. Guess you can't improve on some things!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Not an educated gun aficionado, but I know a tiny bit. What caliber is that thing?

“Rhino” is a good name. It looks like it’s ready to kick your ass, weather you’re the one it’s aimed at, or the one holding it.

Edit: it’s a .357 Mag. Damn.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just watched dragon ball again. They have houses that fit into a capsule, but still call each other on a land line 💀

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Old sci-fi also has computers with relais, like the computer clicking in Aliens when it's thinking. People giving each other their iPad in Star Trek is still pretty amusing to me. Some books still describe punch cards and tapes in space ships. Hell, in Rebel Moon they were shoveling coal to power their space ship.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

My suspension of disbelief says the PADDs are because of information security. They can afford for everyone to have 20 PADDs so they're all coded to only have one document until wiped by the central computer or engineering

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But if the landline is in the capsule, it still is technically a cell phone unless they attach it to the phone company's lines, it's just a cell phone that happens to be tethered to your house.

Maybe they realized being instantly reachable by anyone everywhere you go kinda sucks actually and cellphones fell by the wayside in favor of "retro" style tethered-to-capsule phones, and Akira Toryiama just never mentioned it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They do call wirelessly, but pick up on a tethered phone at master Roshi's

So no video calling, and they showed a picture of the time machine by faxing it over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Sure and I don't see one damn pole or wire out to that pervert's island, so while it is tethered to his house, consider that his capsule, it has to go wireless at some point. Maybe it's a sat phone?

Maybe Roshi's internet is too dogshit to stream? He is on a mound that barely qualifies as an island.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's for the same reason a lot of horror movies and tv series take place before the invention of the cellphone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Russian air defences always miss though (there are at least 3 images of them).

[–] LH0ezVT 5 points 22 hours ago

Nah, by all accounts, if manned by competent and motivated people, they work quite well. However, that is a big if in recent conflicts.