HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

We were arguing about putting fries in the frosty. I was against it because it's structurally unsound.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I mean I've got a list of difficult to find substances I'm allergic to. Some give me the shits, some give me anaphylaxis and my airway starts to close up, some give me a raah, one just makes my eyeballs itch like crazy.

Edit: read closer. I found a lot of luck with a functional medicine MD with getting to the bottom of a somewhat intransigent diagnosis. Don't know if it's the field or the specific doc, but maybe it's worth a look?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I'm not entirely convinced they don't want us poors to die off. Otherwise we'd have an actual healthcare system in the US.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

If your vidya game woman doesn't look like she can carry a pig under each arm she's not commie sexy enough for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And like that my prosthetic chair fell off I'm ruined

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Or one mall

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Buenos tardes mi champurrado

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just trimmed my beard, I'm feeling rather dapper, and strapped myself into my beep chair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

also to my tomatoes

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

holy fuck yes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

it is made of cheese

 

And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

 

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