How would one even... Wait i dont want to know actually
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Pretty sure these girls are the "ships" in question.
No, I think they are talking about ships
Bad! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
K (brings laptop).
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.
This one has a plug.
I think there was a gacha themed like that?
There are two, actually. These girls are from Kantai Collection, but Azur Lane was also big for a bit.
I heard someone say azur lane was pretty good so I put on an episode. It was not to my taste. It was an absolutely bizarre show to jump into without context.
The show was shite but the game is pretty neat. It got great artwork, if you know what I mean.
There's also a second show, Azurelane Slow Ahead, which can be summed up as cute girls doing cute things slice of life.
Azur Lane was better because the best ships were American, as Gawd intended.
More of a rotorcraft man myself.
Left to right: Shimakaze, Miyuki, Suzutsuki, Shigure, Asashio and Hamakaze from Kantai Collection
As long as she's seaworthy fully loaded with armaments, I'm not gonna say no.
I feel attacked
There's a distinct lack of battleships in this picture.
I'd even take a coast guard patrol boat at this point...