Porkenstalk sandals.

Google Cloud Head? Nice title.

People are still writing checks?

You certainly don't want anyone jacking your juice without permission.

5 feep isn't that deet really.

An in-depth probe was done by the BBC. Both parties seemed satisfied in the end.

Some people have no eyebrows for one reason or another. Tattooing is a way to get them or get them back.

The cheap dad.

Strangely enough, many of them also appreciate dry humor.

This needs a coffee mug.

Hoist the mainsail and shiver me timbers.

I can't speak for all of Caucasia but I'm not offended.