Verity Kindle sounds like the Mary Sue heroine of a trashy romance novel set in the Antebellum South. She ends up in a love triangle with the handsome young slave boy and the dashing plantation owner's son, but can she teach them the meaning of love before it's too late? Good grief, what a load of shite.
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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Also, does she have some sort of sexual dysfunction? That seems like the most plausible explanation of no longer finding aircraft attractive.
Maybe she's into tanks now? I certainly disagree, but can't fault her if she's an Abrams girl. Tanks do like to take a bath now an again...
I'm not one to judge.
Talk about giving up the easiest job ever. I mean how hard can it be to mod NCD? All we do is just ban people we don't like and roll a D12 for the reason.
I am a Lemmy mod and can confirm this is 100% true. Every Lemmy mod does this, the function is built right into the mod options right under the "Evil Mod Power" option.
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Time to post this to a ban whining sub for that sweet and fungible karma.
No longer aerosexual? But how can anyone not be turned on by fighter jet porn?
You haven't had your third break up with one on SKYPE.
ohhhhh not on SKYPE
I imagine that what's going on here is focusing specifically on fringe areas, like tiltrotors or rotor kites or something, rather than on all aircraft.
I could respect ornithopters like the Riout 102T Alérion.
Jets don't have feet and armpits, obviously. This clearly explains why verity is no longer aerosexual.
Shaved or unshaved? Ladies always shave their pits, but that doesn't mean we can't get weird with other aesthetics
Ladies always shave their pits
My guy has never seen Gabriele Susan Kerner's live performance of 99 Luftballons.
Verity_kindle, you keep blaming others for the car accident, but we all know you're the type of driver who'd be better off with a cope cage on your car.
DAYUM, dyin here ...Should we offer a small prize for the most savage insult? Not that neidu3 would win it. Too many alts to be trusted, he's lost his EDGE
What? I just saw her discussing her homemade apple jet fuel in [email protected]
That's doxxing, probably, fuck u! you can be more roasty and savage than that, Pyrenees Biker Boy
Sorry but if someone compared my brews with jet fuel I would be pretty upset. It is probably by far the worst insult to homebrewer.
She has now entered the "wants to settle down and have kids" phase.
I haven't been here long verity, but it has been an honor o7
Not really a roast, but thanks for all the work, verity_kindle!