verity_kindle

joined 2 years ago
[–] verity_kindle 1 points 3 days ago

Even villainy itself is here to show some love!

[–] verity_kindle 2 points 4 days ago

I can break anything on my Brother by just looking at it. I am an angry noob, there are millions like me.

[–] verity_kindle 6 points 5 days ago

Cross lingual,cross galactic event that probably caused the Mandela Effect in the 90s. ¡Mange mierda, es Berenstein!

[–] verity_kindle 2 points 6 days ago

Never underestimate how careless of life and limb a tourist on a boat can be. Source: a man doesn't need to know how to exercise his right to sail out on the briny deep, he just needs to know how to swipe a credit card.

[–] verity_kindle 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] verity_kindle 4 points 6 days ago

🎤Wanna drive a lamborghini? Drink martinis? You betta work bitch🎤

[–] verity_kindle 2 points 6 days ago

Should be a juicy tax write off. There must be BO hardware becoming reefs all over the....oh wait never mind

[–] verity_kindle 2 points 6 days ago

It's the Non-Credible Defense in me.

[–] verity_kindle 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or is it chill his fiery heart with a cool island song...?

[–] verity_kindle 3 points 1 week ago

Ready..? DRRROP TROUUU!!! TASTEFUL AMOUNT OF MOON, towards hexbear

 

You inherited their dreams, as well as their crops.

 

Repooost from Lord of The Memes. S'almost like invadin' wakes them up and then there's fire, flood and the Hague

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24415687

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24394191

 

More competition for huge film corporations would help, too. I cheer when I hear about one breaking up or closing. They're not "studios", they're factories. More competition might lead to some anti-trust lawsuits to expose the inner workings.

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/30801771

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy but utterly amused heart that I share this breaking news: about two weeks ago, masked assailants stormed our top-secret HQ and dragged our beloved mod, verity_kindle, off to one of those “pray the plane away” camps. Apparently, their drugs must be top-notch, because she’s now claiming she’s no longer aerosexual! Yes, folks, she’s turned in her mod card to pursue a life of toilet-training pets, daily bathing, and other hippie crap. What a betrayal.

In light of this travesty, we’re honoring her request for a proper send-off: a full-blown Roast. She swears nothing is off-limits—so don’t hold back. After all, she broke the SACRED MOD OATH™, and there must be consequences!

For those who don’t know, verity_kindle was here from day one. When we bailed out on Reddit en masse, she stepped up and helped turn this place into a true home—while juggling her own battles with cancer, no less. (Sadly for us, my assassins still haven’t succeeded in finishing her off. She’s annoyingly resilient like that.)

But hey, she’s not dead yet, so we’ll all have the pleasure of seeing her around now and then—even if she’s gone full hippie and refuses to get high off jet fuel with us anymore. So take advantage of this moment and roast her mercilessly. She deserves it for forsaking the planes!

All jokes aside, we really do love you, verity_kindle, and we’re thankful for everything you’ve done. Now let’s bring the heat, people—after all, she asked for it!

 

My favorite star discovered by a Catholic monk! There are many of them, but this one is special. We've learned so much about it in the last 15 years and even have redshift images. It's where I'd want to start a colony. So excited whenever I hear news about Trappist!!!

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28825978

Source Viva El Cristo Rey! Pass the bacon and beer.

 

Fuck Putin, his ideological inspirations, his cadre, his cosmetic surgeons and his shiny thumb face.

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I'm no fan of the Guardian, but until I find a better link....RIP

 

Can everyone please pull back on the Despair of the Day, bottle it up tightly inside and just…shitpost, shitmeme or shitcomment while you’re here. That’s the tottering crayon tower on which NCD was built. This is not the place for discussing politics seriously or going through the seven stages of anything. Thank you.

 

Pour one out for a real one. Let us not forget how much censorship is accepted and even celebrated in the Russian Federation. Stiver fought the good fight for freedom of ideas in Russian. RIP.

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