Buldak Spicy Carbonara? Worth fighting a war over.
verity_kindle
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More plausible than "mining accident". I need more Redshirt Red string for my wall.
There's a guy in Russia, thinks he's God's rep, wants to take over Zapohrhizia, as we speak. Putin, you couldn't fight a hedgehog with thy naked ass! You don't have a squad! It's just you, Putin! Fuck thy mother!
A good performance, however, they edited out the anti-Islamic insults. I don't believe in editing history out of fear of terrorist attacks.
I like that even more! Pepek!
What's "Pepe" in Ukrainian? PiotPiot?
I adore a good Cossack meme!
Not to mention a catamite and an enemy of God. Just for starters. EDIT: 'twas "...idiot before God..." I beg your pardon.
The Zaporhizian Cossacks would demand a redo!
Mandela Effect.
I don't remember Worf crawling into a tropical cocktail or ten during the wedding, but that is exactly what that looks like. Any scrap of continuity makes me so happy. Who could blame him, Deanna's a dime, he missed his window. Weddings are draining and only tequila offers solace. Who hasn't been to a wedding like that?
You inherited their dreams, as well as their crops.
Repooost from Lord of The Memes. S'almost like invadin' wakes them up and then there's fire, flood and the Hague
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24415687
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24394191
More competition for huge film corporations would help, too. I cheer when I hear about one breaking up or closing. They're not "studios", they're factories. More competition might lead to some anti-trust lawsuits to expose the inner workings.
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/30801771
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy but utterly amused heart that I share this breaking news: about two weeks ago, masked assailants stormed our top-secret HQ and dragged our beloved mod, verity_kindle, off to one of those “pray the plane away” camps. Apparently, their drugs must be top-notch, because she’s now claiming she’s no longer aerosexual! Yes, folks, she’s turned in her mod card to pursue a life of toilet-training pets, daily bathing, and other hippie crap. What a betrayal.
In light of this travesty, we’re honoring her request for a proper send-off: a full-blown Roast. She swears nothing is off-limits—so don’t hold back. After all, she broke the SACRED MOD OATH™, and there must be consequences!
For those who don’t know, verity_kindle was here from day one. When we bailed out on Reddit en masse, she stepped up and helped turn this place into a true home—while juggling her own battles with cancer, no less. (Sadly for us, my assassins still haven’t succeeded in finishing her off. She’s annoyingly resilient like that.)
But hey, she’s not dead yet, so we’ll all have the pleasure of seeing her around now and then—even if she’s gone full hippie and refuses to get high off jet fuel with us anymore. So take advantage of this moment and roast her mercilessly. She deserves it for forsaking the planes!
All jokes aside, we really do love you, verity_kindle, and we’re thankful for everything you’ve done. Now let’s bring the heat, people—after all, she asked for it!
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Meet Abu Prigoz al-Hin, the mysterious FSA commander whose uncanny resemblance to a certain Russian caterer is purely coincidental.
(sh.itjust.works)
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28825978
Source Viva El Cristo Rey! Pass the bacon and beer.
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Send it, it will also demine everything. The farmers must be protected.