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Screwdrivers Permitted On Boeing Aircraft, Allowing Passengers To Help With Maintenance
(theshovel.com.au)
!lemmysilver
verity_kindle
joined 2 years ago
That's only 1 dollar?!
He's intuitive! He intuits that his female employees secretly like to be greeted that way. This reinvention can only work out well.
The Brownies? I need context. If you are planting fresh baked brownies, I have another use for them. ;)
Ha, I love it, Berger has the cred, maybe he will even get a response that is not generated by the marketing department.
Into my head they'll go...secrets, fantasies and little white lies....
So wholesome!
I shall not, I like them out on the edge of the woods.
That's really sad, I thought you had to go through some kind of psychological evaluation to be the CO of a sub, just to make sure you don't fire ze missiles because someone ate your strawberries. That guy sounds like someone who would be...increasingly obsessive... living in isolation for months under stress. Source: speculation, am dwarf bard, not a psychoarrist.
Holly ran Red Dwarf and he had to be placated all the time. Went mad 3 days a week.
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Bello Bear 14 Mar 2025 “Donuts III - The Last Fritter” [OC] - If you like, please repost and share to help the comic grow!
(sh.itjust.works)
A fritter is a donut. It's just ugly, doesn't mean it isn't the superior choice. Shoutout to Alex and the rest of the crew at Daylight Donuts in Fort Scott, Kansas!
You inherited their dreams, as well as their crops.
Repooost from Lord of The Memes. S'almost like invadin' wakes them up and then there's fire, flood and the Hague
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24415687
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24394191
More competition for huge film corporations would help, too. I cheer when I hear about one breaking up or closing. They're not "studios", they're factories. More competition might lead to some anti-trust lawsuits to expose the inner workings.
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/30801771
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy but utterly amused heart that I share this breaking news: about two weeks ago, masked assailants stormed our top-secret HQ and dragged our beloved mod, verity_kindle, off to one of those “pray the plane away” camps. Apparently, their drugs must be top-notch, because she’s now claiming she’s no longer aerosexual! Yes, folks, she’s turned in her mod card to pursue a life of toilet-training pets, daily bathing, and other hippie crap. What a betrayal.
In light of this travesty, we’re honoring her request for a proper send-off: a full-blown Roast. She swears nothing is off-limits—so don’t hold back. After all, she broke the SACRED MOD OATH™, and there must be consequences!
For those who don’t know, verity_kindle was here from day one. When we bailed out on Reddit en masse, she stepped up and helped turn this place into a true home—while juggling her own battles with cancer, no less. (Sadly for us, my assassins still haven’t succeeded in finishing her off. She’s annoyingly resilient like that.)
But hey, she’s not dead yet, so we’ll all have the pleasure of seeing her around now and then—even if she’s gone full hippie and refuses to get high off jet fuel with us anymore. So take advantage of this moment and roast her mercilessly. She deserves it for forsaking the planes!
All jokes aside, we really do love you, verity_kindle, and we’re thankful for everything you’ve done. Now let’s bring the heat, people—after all, she asked for it!
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Meet Abu Prigoz al-Hin, the mysterious FSA commander whose uncanny resemblance to a certain Russian caterer is purely coincidental.
(sh.itjust.works)
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28825978
Source Viva El Cristo Rey! Pass the bacon and beer.
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I upvote, but only for baguette Pepe