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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 month ago (7 children)

How are people supposed to tell these states apart when 99% of them look like a 3 year old's first attempt at drawing a square?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty easy when you grow up learning a thing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Really? Have you learned about German states at school?

Edit:

USians downvoting, what a surprise 😂

[–] anomnom 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nope, but I think there may be Bavaria, Westfalia, Saxony? Can’t think of any others at the moment but I assume there are a couple more.

It’s a bit trickier, since Germany was still divided when I was in grade school.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s weird, Australian schools didn’t teach them either… does the rest of the world exist, perhaps?

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[–] Addition 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How are you supposed to tell European countries apart when 99% of them look like amorphous blobs?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (9 children)

You don't have to, just know that we are united by our common hate for The French™

[–] Nythos 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And we also don’t shorten all of our countries expecting people to know what we meant.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Italy looks like a boot. Finland is a woman waving. Sweden and Norway are a cock-

(but seriously, tbf, I get your point, context and learning to memorize the shapes and locations is a big part of it)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could tell you that's Alabama but my problem is I would have no idea that face was supposed to mean something, it looks like a blank stare to me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It could also be a look of slight surprise, like "really? That's the excuse you're going with?" But in context it's definitely supposed to be sensual.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Her face reads as anything from listening to me explain the original 151 pokemon to sitting on a bus thinking about what to make for dinner

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] funkless_eck 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

to be fair to georgia, the bottom is shaped like that because of a river, I assume thats the case for AL as well

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was under the impression a lot of states use rivers or water ways as state lines. Guessing it was that way as it was easiest before gps.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Each state had to agree on the boundaries, and as with all of human history they were quite possessive and possibly greedy. Thats why in the middle of the Mojave Desert the lines are all clean and uniform: nobody was willing to fight over the middle of the Mojave Desert.

EDIT: Also it caused a lot of disputes when rivers were nobody's territory as they were a major mode of transportation and people on the river or crossing the river would end up being harassed by landowners on either side as if they owned the river.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how that one state has a thin slice that stops Texas from touching the two above it.

[–] rocketpoweredredneck 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's Oklahoma and everyone in Texas hates it. Anyone who says otherwise is an escaped Oklahoman and the authorities need to be alerted so they can be returned to their isolation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really, that's just OK taking one for the team. We should encourage their policy of Texas Isolation until they are the only bordering state.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's because if Texas claimed territory above where the northern border currently is, they wouldn't have been allowed to join the Union as a slave state.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (20 children)

Most US states are the size of EU countries. We don’t know the “states” of EU countries because those are like counties in our states, and most people barely know all of their own state’s counties because there are too many.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Empty landmass isn't the only important thing.

I.e. Florida, the third most populous US state (21M), is about half the size of the whole of Germany.

But Germany's most populous state (North Rhine - Westphalia / NRW) has a pop of 18M.

It's waaaaay smaller, but the n of inhabitants is comparable.


To the point: I don't think , it's necessary to know the names of foreign states. But it's good to know roughly what's going on in the world. It is no secret, that US Americans are exceptionally caught in their own bubble.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or, for another perspective: In terms of population, Ohio and Belgium are pretty much equal, but in terms of area, the former is 4x as large.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Doesn’t matter. Just take the piss the same.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] timbuck2themoon 9 points 1 month ago

I like the way they think...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The thing that bugged me is that at the end of Season 3, they were legally married. This never got resolved in season 4.

If it got resolved in season 5, I didn't watch it.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People in Alabama don’t look as refined as this. They look like you’d expect orange-man cultists would look. Sorry Alabamans.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That may be because the girl pictured is Italian model/ influencer Gio Scotti, who is in fact not Alabaman.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How you know?

Cuz of Roman memes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Reverse image search pulled up a post on the subreddit named after her. Generally I prefer to match a first party source, but Instagram is a pain in the ass, so I was content with the picture showing up on a dedicated subreddit and appearing consistent with other pictures posted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well I don't smoke, so I'll pass.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Says the person who I'm assuming has never been to Alabama

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I lived in Bristol, Tennessee. That's close enough.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a look that says "please just stop and go away." The girl's, that is. The guy's look says "I wonder what human meat tastes like."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fuck I forgot his name but hes craaazy at geoguessr 😂 edit, brainvolt or something like that

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rainbolt, it's in the post title.

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