KinglyWeevil

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

"We need to recapture the Apple market share!"

"Got it boss, we'll make it stupid."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

No more Israeli malarkey, Joe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Say it with me now:

J E B B B B B B B B B B B B!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, personally, I'd rather he get hit by a bus but survive the initial hit, and then dragged for a ways before dying. But I also really dislike him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Semi recently had mine try to take me through a private business parking lot which was entirely fenced off, and didn't even connect on the other side. That was... confusing, to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My daily commute is 75 miles (120 km) round trip. I could drive to work every other day or so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Lmao this one got me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I've had controversial opinions about judges, cops, prosecutors, and etc, who are involved in particular egregious violations of their duties, do not deserve due process. They've clearly demonstrated they don't believe the system has value.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No it's like the nemesis system in the Lord of the rings games and everyone moves up one slot! /S

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They tried to give him a government iPhone and he refused. He kept using his insecure device instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Give me my coal powered steam car, assholes!

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