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[–] LemoineFairclough 10 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What happened? Russian soldier died due to an electric scooter?

[–] nuke 48 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

Head of Russia's nuclear, biological, and chemical forces was killed by a bomb hidden in a nearby scooter

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2ek388yxzo

[–] clay_pidgin 45 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy 8 points 9 hours ago

I know what I’ve got, no lowballers…or else

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Oh hey not bad not bad still clearly a scooter o7

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Considering it was a bomb, it's doing surprisingly well. The handlebars are missing and it's warped in the picture I saw.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

When I read this news this morning I thought it was like a Vespa style scooter. Was it really an electric scooter like this? That makes it even funnier.

Edit- I read the news before the footage was released, and saw this post before the posts with the footage. Lul. Also holy fuck that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

> that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.

Remember, the nuclear material which was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was about the size of a cricket ball.

The explosion could have been a little bigger!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

There was a bit more to the bomb than just nuclear material though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

If you take the batteries out, there's a decent amount of space inside one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Oh sweet, thanks

[–] CaptDust 5 points 12 hours ago

Impressive improvisation.

[–] kersploosh 30 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Someone really needs to make one of these comics with the full character lineup. Shark, kangaroo, wolf, cat, moon, scooter...

[–] sbv 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Moon? Goddammit, I hate missing the lore drops.

[–] kersploosh 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Their lunar lander crashed into the moon last year.

I think the cat was about a guy who got scratched, then died from the subsequent infection.

[–] sbv 5 points 9 hours ago

thank you, k-anon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

Holy shit, they would need a lot of room for windows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

The battery pack takes up quite a bit of room in those things, you could really pack a lot of splodey stuff in if you took that out.

😊

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago

o7 scooter bro