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[–] stevedice 21 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

There's a bunch of context missing from this. Did he tell her hey, I know a cool way we can get free McNuggets? Or did he just ask her out, took her to McDonald's and randomly pulled out a laptop with android emulators to get free McNuggets? Context matters a lot.

If it's the second one, it's giving me these vibes: :1000011193

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Same. I just watched this episode 30 minutes ago too

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 3 hours ago

no wait please come back teach me your ways

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago

Back in my day, we'd hack the local convenience store without computers. Walk in, stroll to the fridge, put cold beers in the inner pockets of the jacket and then walk out.

For some weird reason this also didn't impress the girls. They'd rather hang with the affluent fuck boi who paid for stuff with his parents money.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 hours ago

Showing off tech skills, sticking it to the man, and getting chicken nuggets? You're great and dodged a bullet with that girl. Find someone who appreciates you!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Explain how this works. I would like some nuggies.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago

I'm assuming they are just spinning up new Android VMs to install the app on so it looks like a first time install and eligible for some free nuggets promotional.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 hours ago

Not to mention that the "date" was to McDonalds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

It's an incredibly cringey thing to do on a first date. Like he's a Tim Robinson character.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I would marry you, if I where a girl

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

you don't have to be a woman to marry a man!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are you assuming the scammers gender ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

OP said it was a man in the title

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Idk what s going through the girls head, or Wlis for that matter, but this would be a win for me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How to class it up:

  1. Display tech proficiency
  2. Donate to her favorite charity
  3. Share ill-gotten nuggets
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
  1. Kick the second date up a notch and go to Arby's.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"You know what I and Arby's have in common? We have the meats."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

What are you, Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad 4 points 6 hours ago

ofc people are saying OOP is in the wrong 🙃

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