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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eh, I dunno why everyone is so negative about this. A knowledgeable person, free food, and (I suppose the critical point) I'm into this stuff too, so fuck yeah let's go. And whipping out that knowledge boner on the first go? Shit, setting the bar kinda high. What's in store for next time, gonna joyride in a new car after you take control of it remotely? Oh just take me now, I'm ready~.

Just gotta remember to torch it after, evidence is a bitch. Or so I've heard. Ehem. Anyway... nuggets, not a big deal, but knowledge is sexy af.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's "I don't care where I go as long as I have good company" and then there's "I'm going to scam mcnuggets". Yes it's a neat trick and it's free but that better not be the main part of the date.

If you had already eaten, and then donated the free nuggets to a homeless dude, that would be good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You can do both, though. And I mean, remember when a double cheeseburger was $1? Or when 10 nuggets were $5? A big mac meal was $6.50? How much are those now?

Fuck the greedy corpos. As far as I'm concerned, it's fair game. I'll add a 4th order for the homeless dude outside.