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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If they were they'd be a war crime.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Israel: 👀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Rocket chainsaw were great fun to use in Serious Sam 4.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

So, similar to Manhacks from Half-Life 2?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I have no notes

[–] Mandy 57 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

[–] jubilationtcornpone 10 points 11 hours ago

You'll shoot your arm off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

It's like the opposite of a swordfish

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

Give this man a promotion!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

You'll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

[–] mindbleach 7 points 14 hours ago

If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.

[–] atlas 1 points 14 hours ago

nuh uh, make it laser guided

[–] fin 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

[–] Steamymoomilk 1 points 5 hours ago

The bang saw

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago
[–] greenshirtdenimjeans 8 points 14 hours ago

What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.

[–] Shipgirlboy 3 points 14 hours ago

Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

#rimworld needs this as a mod