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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 210 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Lmao

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “[email protected]” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

[–] jballs 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The whole FAQ is pretty amazing. My favorites:

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

The data you have on me is wrong! I didn’t vote in 2020 and it says I did, or it says I’m red-leaning when I’m definitely blue, or whatever. I demand you fix this.

Consider the teachings of Buddhism: “The seed of suffering in you may be strong, but don't wait until you have no more suffering before allowing yourself to be happy.”

Now, calm your mind and meditate on the knowledge that Cards Against Humanity does not have time for this shit

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now that's how you build a proper mobile website!

Also

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.

LMFAO, I should steal that and use it against those transphobic turds on Xitter complaining about Godot

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I love how we've managed to come full circle. In the early 1900s buying votes was open and totally normalized.

Obviously it's fucked that Musk started this, and while it's pretty rad to see CAH surpass his dumb ass, this isn't going to be the end of it. This is just the genie getting loose.

[–] [email protected] 160 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a fun bit on the official website where they tell you how to get Musk to pay them $47.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This is some bullshit, I can’t even lend a hand

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

as a British pervert, I'm guessing you must be the Canadian?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So for the first time we don’t get lumped in with the yanks, we get lumped in with the Brits instead???

We just can’t win.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Canada is the comma of nations. Technically it's supposed to be there, but no one notices if it's missing.

Canada's influence is so weak they couldn't even convince the world their bacon is actually bacon.

Canada's claim to fame is being slightly more interesting than North Dakota.

Canada's national anthem sounds like an apology letter set to music.

Canada's idea of influence is having 90% of their population living within 100 miles of the US border and constantly asking "hey what are you guys up to, eh?"

Edit: (Love you, Canada!)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

American politics forces itself on me and I can't even vote in their elections, that's fucking bullshit. No spamming without representation!

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (17 children)

If only I lived in a swing state. Then my vote could have meaning and I could get paid for it.

Must be great to live in one of the seven states that's allowed to decide our election thanks to the electoral college.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

State and local elections still matter outside of the electoral college!

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So this is probably a plan to call out Elon musk's stupid "pay to sign a petition" plan. Basically just buying votes. The more attention these schemes get, the more likely they will be made officially illegal.

Sort of a Satanic Temple maneuver. I like it.

[–] Timecircleline 25 points 1 month ago

From Apologize.lol

Cards Against Humanity is exploiting a legal loophole to pay America’s blue-leaning non-voters to (1) apologize for not voting last time, (2) walk us through a step-by-step plan of how they’d vote this time, and (3) post “Donald Trump is a human toilet” on social media. This whole thing should probably be illegal—so quick, give us your money before they change the law!

Highly recommend giving the whole thing a read. It's pretty funny (and messed up)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gosh I really like the phrase "Donald trump is a human toilet". I'm gonna use it

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure they're using the money from Elmo using a plot of their land they bought to stall the border wall

It's just a shame we don't have an option this election for a president against a border wall...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

They said they were sharing the Elmo money with those who originally helped them buy that plot.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Up to their sole discretion they decide to give you between $0.01-$100, via paypal only if you allow them to collect your info and pass that info to "necessary parties".

This is well and fine for anyone who doesnt really care about that and im sure they have better interests in line with you moreso than other companies, but figured I'd post their Terms and Conditions for those that it might affect.

I dont use paypal as its literally one of the worst ways to manage money in the US. So I'm not doing this unfortunately even though i AM voting and didn't vote in 2020.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks for posting this, and thanks for voting!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely. 2020 made me wildly apathetic towards humanity. I've decided to move onto optimistic nihilism instead lol.

I'll play the shit out of a violin while the titanic sinks just for the laughs.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Funny but it has to be illegal right?

[–] threeganzi 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have a pretty fun FAQ on the campaign site explaining the legality of it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok that was both funny and depressing in equal measures.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its also coming after elon started tweeting that he would pay people $47 for registering swing state voters in support of trump.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Damn I could have made 147$ this election if I was in a swing state lmao

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Not a great game, legendary company!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Already bought mine!

[–] TheMightyCanuck 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't buy the card pack from Canada 😡 I wanna help

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I live in texas. Send me a venmo link. Ill buy the cards through their portal, ship them to you, and match your contribution to elevatedaccess.org to provide funding to individuals in need of abortion transportation and gender affirming care. I already fly for them. This is the least i can do. Lets go.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Her's how you might also be able to help:

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “[email protected]” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will absolutely share this around after checking it out myself, but what is a good response for the inevitable "they're bribing people to vote"?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

They are, but they're doing it to troll Elon offering $47 for referrals of swing voters willing to sign petitions supporting conservative ideals.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

They're paying for an apology for not voting in 2020, there's no obligation to vote in 2024.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Federal law prohibits anyone from knowingly or willfully paying or offering to pay or accepting payment for registering to vote or voting (42 USC § 1973i(c)). It applies to primaries and elections that have candidates on the ballot for the office of president, vice president, presidential elector, or member of Congress, whether or not the violation alleges payment related to a candidate for one of those particular offices. It includes criminal penalties for violations. - https://www.cga.ct.gov/2001/rpt/2001-R-0132.htm

It sucks when Elon does this shit just as much as when someone does it for your team, guys.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The CAH folks have pretty good lawyers. Judging purely on the fact that they formed a Super PAC, they likely have good legal cover.

I found this pretty interesting:

How do you know who didn’t vote? We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

And later on:

How do you know who’s “blue leaning”? We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up!

If they are basing this on which primary you vote in, it's going to be terrible since people like me who live in a swing state vote in the Republican primary since that's a more effective use of my vote than the Democratic primary.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hm, the tweet says they need to make a voting plan, not that they need to show that they've officially registered or voted. Loophole?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Can they target the electoral college since they're the ones that overturned the popular vote in the first place???

I know this is a response to musk's bullshit, but this makes it sound like trump won the popular vote in 2016. He did not.

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