How much effort does it take to pay your staff more? Almost none. You don't even actually have to do anything except tell your accountant to raise their pay.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Existing requires effort...
I get the joke but the fish is low quality too
I achieved everything I have today through hard work. And a small 10 million loan from dad.
I'm a millionaire today thanks to hard work and a billion dollar inheritance.
Tbf it may not have been his hard work, but hard work nonetheless
With $100,000, I invested it and then I turned it into $16,000.
Jumps out the window.
Smoke enough money you’ll believe anything the capitalists say. Money: not even once…
Same shitty thing as a teacher saying your bus being cancelled or late isn't an excuse for coming late to class.
After the pandemic I think a lot of teachers changed our lines. The reality is that people have a lot of reasons to be late or absent. It's the people who are chronically late who have issues, not because the tardy count is important, but because they didn't learn the material that was covered when they weren't in class.
All of which is to say, it doesn't matter if you have a good excuse or a bad excuse. It matters if you're learning what you're supposed to learn.
Well, it bloody hell is! Me not being bothered to get to school in time is also an excuse! It might not be a good excuse, but that wasn't the question
Things that don’t require effort:
- …
- Effort
- …
Hmmm 🤔
Uhhhh being on time is the worst! I want to wake up naturally and go to bed whenever the hell I feel like! I can get the same amount of work done 11am to 7pm rather than 9 to 5.
Okay, but then you won't be commuting at the same time as everyone else!
Be happy that your local culture isn't 8 to 4 instead of 9 to 5... Bring a night owl sucks here...
7-3:30 here. Lucky bastard with your 8.
I worked 2am-11am before. I wanted to die
This has to be parody
These exist in a ton of classrooms unfortunately
Classrooms? I thought this was up in an office, damn they're really trying to brainwash kids to hate themselves early wherever that is eh :-(
Our schools aren't perfect, but I never saw anything remotely like that here, any messaging was always very positive and supportive and stuff.
To be funny? If I was a teacher I would totally have something like this up.
Nope. Unironically. There was a big poster of this in one of my classes last year run by a teacher who definitely fully believed it
There's no way someone unironically said effort doesn't require effort. That's gotta be a joke
I'm afraid if they listed things that didn't require effort and one of those things was effort I'd have to take up the entire time trying to get them to explain how effort doesn't require effort
They used the word “talent” not effort
Being on time doesn’t require effort? How’s the weather in Neurotypia?
Also, body language
I don't even know what's that supposed to meaaaan
I know that the whole point about the military is uniformity, but do military people see this and never think "this level of attention to detail is weird as fuck?!"
You gotta remember that this is a training video and showing the best of the best vs. what you'd normally see which is much more sloppy. You'd only be this exact if you're getting dressed down for fucking up something big or in garrison doing something in front of spectators, like a parade or when someone is getting a big promotion and their family is there, or flag duty... stuff like that.
Oh, I didn't think of the performance aspect of it. The military certainly does a lot of that.
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Being the son of the employer doesn't require any effort
Of course Effort doesn't require effort. It requires Ef and Fort.
Management is a rogue AI?
I think this is a misquote. I've seen thing like this before and it's supposed to say "things that don't require TALENT"
Yes, I’ve seen that one. This might be either a parody, or some idiot who tried to recreate it
Something tells me this is satire.
Something tells me you're very fortunate to not have had to work any minimum wage jobs.
Things that don't require effort:
- copypasta from 2017
I wish my handwriting was this good.
Which also requires effort.
management has absolutely no clue what effort is. holding their desks down is the extent of it
Effort doesn't require effort if I can afford to pay you to stfu and do it because you're already homeless and will be fat soon if you don't get to be able to make your own choices about what you'll eat. Let me be worried about where all this money goes and...and...uh...
Anyone who says attitude doesn't require effort has never had to deal with people when they are exhausted.
boss, meet no effort spent preparation that I just did in 0 seconds
Things That Don't Require Effort
- Staying home
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