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[–] jubilationtcornpone 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"going anywhere" AKA being instantly vaporized and having the dust of your remains carried around the world by the wind.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To quote my best guy:

The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's Bomber Harris, my dude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And people were dumb enough to let them believe that until they had made a huge, huge mess already. I see some of the same shit today, just more domestically.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jubilationtcornpone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, why limit yourself to just one place when you can visit them all?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

"get normally distributed"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That woman has handled more steroids than the whole cast of "The Expendables".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

She looks like Jeremiah Johnson from the Nod of Approval gif

[–] EmoDuck 29 points 1 month ago

Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She's referring to the "dirty bomb" that she dropped in a Nando's bathroom in London 2014

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Assuming she survived the nukes the UK immediately sent in response - and then perhaps others sent by other NATO nations for good measure - I imagine she'd have her choice of places to visit in the world, yes.

...Because there'd be a whole lot of new theatres of war open for her to be deployed to as her country faces full scale invasion by the 32 Allied Nations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would the allied nations want to imvade the smouldering ruins of Russia though?

[–] Ummdustry 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would there still be oil under russian soil after nuclear war?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fair point..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Least war-mongering Russian.

[–] verity_kindle 14 points 1 month ago

If the men don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you sociopathic.

[–] Saledovil 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why London? Russia isn't at war with the UK.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Russia loves to posture with their empty threats.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The UK has been publicly supporting Ukraine from early on.

[–] Ummdustry 4 points 1 month ago

They hate us cuz they ain't us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

She is just looking at it as a professional. I do not see the problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ask Germany how well that works

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Someone's fishing for a promotion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do this Jelena and Ghoul would make ass jerky of you.

[–] verity_kindle 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's Ghoul? I'd like to subscribe to his newsletter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] verity_kindle 2 points 1 month ago

What the helliszat? Yelena's prom picture?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, I haven't watched this series yet and now I have a question. Did they name the ghoul "Ghoul?" Because in the games any person who is exposed to radiation that has a certain mutation becomes a ghoul instead of just dead, it's more like a mutation than it is a specific person, and on top of that only some retain a shred of their humanity, most becoming feral. Like, famous ghouls include Gob (my favorite), Hancock, Festus, Harold (other favorite), Calamity, etc. Did the show change that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So far he's just "the ghoul" but there are some pre-war scenes about him before he was a ghoul, and he does have a name there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ah ok, well that's good. Has he called anyone "smoothskin" yet?