EmoDuck

If you hadn't lied they would have burned you at the steak

Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

I have the same with these fake brands they'll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

"Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff"

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Italy has always looked like a boot, it's just that back in the day boots looked very different

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that's where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it's institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used