EmoDuck

Takeout

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

Biology: Study of a subsection of Chemistry

Chemistry: Study of a subsection of Physics

Physics: Study of a subsection of Math

Math: Study of a subsection of Philosophy

Bro, you're supposed to use a NEW piece to wipe each time

Do I have to?

Ok, fine. But you'll have to sing some good cadences

AND NO "OLD KING COLE"!

Closed for Saturnalia

Am I the only one having serious trouble reading that different colored text?

I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don't have to waste time later on

MFs covered me in ERA when I fell asleep first at the party

I really need to make sure I properly cook my pork...

600 degree???

Don't worry, that's the pilots old lucky cumrag. Stiff as a board, it won't unfurl any time soon